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Never forget how fast George bush’s reflexes were

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Bird’s more talented than me

Guy Fieri: Fire Type

This color-changing mug is so cool

Date, Email, and Help: Open Status: User: Normal Priority: Email: Technical Support Department: Source: Email 08/29/2019 12:15 pm Create Date: – Unassigned Assigned To: Help Topic: Support _ _ – None SLA Plan: Last Message: 08/29/2019 12:27 pm Last Response: Due Date: Tasks Ticket Thread (2) posted 08/29/2019 12:15 pm It is happening again Created by 08/29/2019 12:15 pm posted 08/29/2019 12:27 pm I think it is okay again. Post Reply Post Internal Note Its happening!

What could go wrong Trying to kick a security for not letting him in


Baby stops breathing – fireman comes to the rescue

Tactically clearing a room

You can thank me for making sure your phone gets service.

Nailed it!

Her profile mentioned that she is 6’1”

Lyric's lunch time

OK Mr. Bull, let’s fight

Must be men's fault somehow

Hard knock life

Apple, Click, and Stfu: Apple Jules There are 1 or fewer| people in the U.S named Apple Jules. The estimates for one or both names are not absolute. There may be fewer people with this name, or none at all. Click here for more details. -Well, of course I know him. He’s me Stfu about the watermark

Children, Dogs, and Energy: AUMlenhattan ACC wating for Leve! TArsa trsal Good looking, friendly, very social & wiggly, seeks attention, affection & 72840 1 YEARS 4 cuddles, MONTHS OLD treat MAX URSA motivated attt TO BE KILLED – 8/24/2019 WINNING SMILE FOR A WINNING POOCH <3 Meet the life of the party, Max! A super good looking young boy who knows how to get attention. Max loves being part of a crowd, and loves playful interaction more than anything. He wears a rich black brindled coat with a vanilla chest. and socks. He arrived soft bodied, wiggly and cooperated during his assessment. Max puts 100% into everything, he makes himself known, and insists on interaction. Just over a year old, he is at the perfect age to be trained to his home's desires, his astute intellect will take him far. Sociability is effortless for this hunk, as is his knack for making people feel loved.Though Max easily makes himself at home, he is in dire need of one now that he is placed on the heartless list. MAX [email protected] ACC Hello, my name is Max Ursa My animal id is #72840 I am a male black brindle dog at the Manhattan Animal Care Center The shelter thinks I am about 1 years 4 months old Came into shelter as a stray 8/16/2019 Max Ursa is rescue only Max Ursa is at risk for behavioral observations. Max Ursa has displayed a low threshold for arousal and becomes easily overstimulated with the potential to tip into aggression. Max Ursa would be best suited for placement with a new hope partner that can provide the necessary behavior modification. Medically, Max Ursa seems healthy. My medical notes are... Vet Notes Medical Assistant 8/16/2019 [DVM Intake] DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: 1 Microchip noted on Intake? neg History : stray Subjective: BARH Observed Behavior - Very strong, seeks attention - wants you to pet him, jumps up for cuddles, very wiggly, food/ treat motivated Evidence of Cruelty seen -n Evidence of Trauma seen -n Objective T = P = 120 R =eup BCS= 5/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: difficult to examine well - too active - no significant calculus PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: male - 2sst, pre-scrotal area cln MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Rectal: Assessment healthy 1 yo M intact large breed dog Prognosis: good Plan: routine intake SURGERY: Okay for surgery Details on my behavior are... Behavior Condition: 1. Green Behavior Assessment Date of intake:: 8/16/2019 Spay/Neuter status:: No Means of surrender (length of time in previous home):: Stray Date of assessment:: 8/17/2019 Summary:: Leash Walking Strength and pulling: Moderate Reactivity to humans: None Reactivity to dogs: None Leash walking comments: None Sociability Loose in room (15-20 seconds): Highly social Call over: Approaches readily Sociability comments: Body soft, stays by assessor, mouths with moderate pressure Handling Soft handling: Over-aroused Exuberant handling: Over-aroused Handling comments: Body soft, jumping up, mouths with light pressure Arousal Jog: Engages in play with handler, escalates Arousal comments: Jumps up and mouths assessor then begins to growl and snaps at assessor's foot Knock: Approaches (exuberant) Knock Comments: Jumps up and mouths Toy: Grips, firm Toy comments: Body soft Date of initial:: 8/16/2019 Summary:: Soft body, jumps up, attention seeking ENERGY LEVEL:: We have no history on Max Ursa so we cannot be certain of his behavior in a home environment. However, he is a young, enthusiastic, social dog who will need daily mental and physical activity to keep him engaged and exercised. We recommend long-lasting chews, food puzzles, and hide-and-seek games, in additional to physical exercise, to positively direct his energy and enthusiasm. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION:: New Hope Only Behavior Asilomar: TM - Treatable-Manageable Recommendations:: No children (under 13),Place with a New Hope partner Recommendations comments:: No children: Due to the high level of arousal seen at the care center from Max Ursa and the potential he has shown to tip over into aggression, we recommend an adult only home. Place with a New Hope partner: Due to the high level of arousal seen at the care center from Max Ursa and the potential he has shown to tip over into aggression, we recommend placement with a New Hope partner who can provide any necessary behavior modification (force-free, positive reinforcement-based) and re-evaluate behavior in a stable home environment before placement into a permanent home. Potential challenges: : Basic manners/poor impulse control,Social hyperarousal,Mouthiness/poor bite inhibition,Low threshold for arousal Potential challenges comments:: Basic manners/poor impulse control: Max Ursa jumps up a lot on people in a social manner. Please see handout on Basic Manners. Mouthiness/poor bite inhibition: Max Ursa has displayed a high level of mouthiness at the care center, applying moderate pressure. Please see handout on Mouthiness. Low threshold for arousal: Max Ursa became quickly aroused on his assessment during the jog portion. He growled and snapped at the assessor's foot while the assessor was jogging with him. He has displayed a potential to tip over into aggression when he becomes aroused. Please see handout on Arousal. MAX URSA IS RESCUE ONLY…..TO SAVE THIS PUP YOU MUST FILL OUT APPLICATIONS WITH AT LEAST 3 NEW HOPE RESCUES. PLEASE HURRY!!! IF YOU CAN FOSTER OR ADOPT THIS PUP, PLEASE PM OUR PAGE FOR ASSISTANCE. WE CAN PROVIDE YOU WITH LINKS TO APPLICATIONS WITH NEW HOPE RESCUES WHO ARE CURRENTLY PULLING FROM THE NYC ACC. PLEASE SHARE THIS DOG FOR A HOME TO SAVE HIS LIFE.

Shaquille O'Neal Back Daryl Morey Over 'Stand with HK' Tweet

She Gonna Need A Bigger Bed.

Get your priorities straight

Let's start Civil war in the comments right now

F**k logic!

Never too big for a hug

Animals, Horses, and Minecraft: OMOJANG Search Dashboards Projects Issues Log In Minecraft (Bedrock codebase) MCPE-25548 Name Tags disappearing off of animals I name Export Details People Bug Type: Status: RESOLVED Reporter: Affects Version/s: Resolution: Duplicate Kevin Wigginton > Fix Version/s: None Votes: Labels: None 2 Vote for this issue Confirmation Status: Unconfirmed Watchers: Platform: Windows 10 – PC 2 Start watching this issue Description Dates I have placed name tags on animals inside my base that I have placed in a barn like a horse and 4 sheep in survival. However, when I exit the game and get back on Created: sometimes ill find that the name tags have completely disappeared off of all of them. 28/Aug/17 4:44 AM Im not sure if this is tied to the overall loading issue that is affecting windows 10 Updated: edition since my world is about 272mb in size chunks tend to load in pretty slow and maybe this is a bug thats caused from that im not sure but basically name tags keep vanishing off of the animals I name, so far being sheep and one of my horses. 05/Sep/17 10:37 AM Resolved: 05/Sep/17 10:37 AM Activity Felix wasn’t lying to us!

It is though

Balls stuck at the same place on a tree.

Fucking, Shit, and The Hound: thessolonicaria silkygoldmilkweed silkygoldmilkweed Everybody is excited for Dany to meet Ghost but l’m also excited for Ghost to meet the Hound. 138 notes Not only did none of this happen but Dany and the Hound are both dead, fucking Bran is king, and little shit Tyrion is living happily ever after

I see purple

Flawless writing of Chinese characters

Birthday, Bored, and Crush: Pick a number? REDDIT SEX & SEXUALITY THE BASICS 1 Age 49. Are you a virgin 25. How many followers do you have 2. Gender 26. Favorite subreddit 50. Has anyone seen you naked 3. Height 27. Favorite redditor 51. Have you any tattoos / piercings 4. Weight 28. Amount of time you spend on reddit 52. Have you had a same-sex experience 5. Where are you from 29. How many people have you chatted with 53. Have you ever sent a nude 6. Zodiac sign 30. Last person you DM’d/Chatted 54. Have you ever sexted 55. Have you ever kissed anyone 7. First name 31. How many subreddits do you follow 56. Am I attractive 8. Birthday 32. Do you follow any NSFW subreddits FAVORITE THINGS LOOKS SEXUAL NSFW 9 Favorite color 33. Hair style 57. Bra dick size 34. Hair color 10. Favorite food 58. Pubic hair: natural, trimmed, shaved or none Favorite music genre 35. Eye color 11. 59. Do you have any body hair 12. Favorite song 36. Body type /build 60. Guys-only: are you circumcised 13. Favorite movie 37. Ethnicity 61. How often do you masturbate 14. Favorite tv show 38. Favorite outfit 62. Last time you masturbated 15 Favorite animal 63. Have you ever watched porn 39. What are you wearing 16. Favorite thing to do 64. Ideal sexual/ physical attributes 40. Type of underwear you wear 65. Favorite sexual fantasty LIFE EXPERIENCE RELATIONSHIPS 66. Turns ons/ Turn offs 17. Your hobbies /sports 41 Sexuality 67. Any kinks 18. Future job /ambitions 42. Relationship status 43. Who is your crush 19. Have you drank / smoked MISC. 20. Have you done drugs 68. Send a selfie 44. Celebrity crush 45. Have you ever cheated on someone 70. Send me a DM/ Chat message 21. Do you have any pets 22. Best memory 46. Ideal girlfriend/ boyfriend 71. Ask whatever you like (can’t say no) 47 Idea of a perfect date 23. Most embarrassing moment 72. Ask me one 24. Dream vacation 48. Have you asked anyone out EXTENDED EDITION JULY 2019 THE REDDIT R/TEENAGERS PICK A NUMBER GAME *16F, apologies for the shitpost but I’m bored lol

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Meme, Power, and Rain: Sliver of Straw: *dies* Five Pebbles: Is it possible to learn this power? Rain World meme none of you will get

Dogs deserve bros too

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