40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (September 28, 2024)
Twitter has the power to ruin your day in such a way that’s hard to describe if you haven’t been there yourself. It can take you in with its claws and not let you go until you’re up to your ears in hot takes, half-baked jokes, and controversies. You can lose hours watching videos of a tiny Thai hippo and not even know what hit you. You can read about the goings-on of celebrities you didn’t even know existed. You can read up on the political opinions of people who you will never know, and will never hold office. It’s a wild and frightening place.
But it can also be a great place to stock up on jokes. But lucky for you, we’ve sifted through all the horrors to bring you some good, palatable, wholesome jokes. You’ll be kept abreast of the trends but you don’t have to venture on the cursed website yourself.