Ass, Candy, and Children: The Candy With The Little Hole.. This should make you smile. You have to love little kids. LIFESAVERS FIVE FLAVOR The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red…. Yellow… ..Cherry …Lemon Green…. ….Lime Orange Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY Iifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, ‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father. One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, ‘Oh my God! They’re ass-holes! Orange The teacher had to leave the room. Oh Honey.