Freshly Plucked Tweets From the Crazed and Comedic Minds of Twitter (January 10, 2023)

Happy Tuesday, Internet users and abusers. It’s already been quite a week here on the world wide web, and that often has something to do with real-life drama. Last week we celebrated (lol) the one-year anniversary of the January 6th insurrection, and weirdly enough, it seems that while Jair Bolsonaro is sadly dragging his feet around the KFCs and Publix supermarkets of Orlando, Florida, his supporters decided to emulate Trump’s rabid fanbase and cause what was, perhaps, an even bigger ruckus at their capitol. 

Despite the madness, the people of Twitter have been steadfast in their duties, which in our minds are to keep people like us entertained while the rest of the app has meltdowns over politics or vainly attempts to crush feminists with cringey tweets. We’ve put together some of their better palate cleansers from the last week or so, and we hope you enjoy them, too.