Family gatherings can be tough sometimes as an adult. Everyone has different political opinions, nobody really approves of anyones life choices, and there’s always a new baby with p00py diapers that their parent is trying to pawn off on everybody else. Don’t even get me started on 5k families… Can we all just chill and eat this mega bird? I guess not. So if you’re feeling the anxiety and bubbling fury already starting to emerge, here are some helpful tips to keep your cool this holiday season.
- Avoid eye contact
- Cry in the bathroom
If your aunties won’t stop asking you about your career, if your dad roasts you in front of his friends, or if your grandma starts putting the yams in the blender, refer to steps 1, 2, and 3 and you should be able to survive this holiday season. Best of luck, now go eat your weight in monochrome food.