Memes For Advanced Individuals

I can officially say that I am in the top 10% of something. I was never in the top 10% of my class, but now, I’ve accomplished something far greater than good grades. This weekend my sister, my buddy Zack, and I accomplished something very few individuals do. We won a South Park-themed escape room. I know that doesn’t sound like a lot, but according to our escape room leader, we were far better than most. Apparently, only 7% of people win the Eric Cartman-themed escape room in the Flatiron District of New York City, and I think that makes us pretty cool. 

Winning isn’t everything, but being statistically better than other people is. If you’re on this page of memes, you’re 90% more likely to be on the pulse of the hottest internet trends. Whether that statistic is true or not is unimportant; You’ve got some memes to attend to! Carry on, hip guy.