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Elon Musk's new Mars Rocket just randomly exploded, oops!

When you level up and get a new perk

Women Drivers

Swollen eyes

Birthday, Bored, and Crush: Pick a number? REDDIT THE BASICS SEX & SEXUALITY 49 Are you a virgin 50. Has anyone seen you naked 51. Have you any tattoos /piercings 52. Have you had a same-sex experience 1 Age 25 How many followers do you have 26. Favorite subreddit 2. Gender 27 Favorite redditor 3 Height 4 Weight 28. Amount of time you spend on reddit 5 Where are you from 29. How many people have you chatted with 53. Have you ever sent a nude 6 Zodiac sign 30. Last person you DM’d/Chatted 54. Have you ever sexted 7 First name 31 How many subreddits do you folow 55. Have you ever kissed anyone 56. Am I attractive 8 Birthday 32. Do you follow any NSFW subreddits FAVORITE THINGS 9 Favorite color LOOKS SEXUAL NSFW 33 Hair style 57 Bra/dick size 58. Pubic hair: natural, trimmed, shaved or none 10. Favorite food 34. Hair color 11 Favorite music genre 35. Eye color 59. Do you have any body hair 12. Favorite song 36. Body type/build 60. Guys only are you circumcised 13. Favorite movie 37 Ethnicity 61 How often do you masturbate 14. Favorite tv show 38. Favorite outfit 62. Last time you masturbated 15. Favorite animal 39. What are you wearing 63 Have you ever watched porn 64. Ideal sexual/physical attributes 16. Favorite thing to do 40 Type of underwear you wear 65. Favorite sexual fantasty LIFE/EXPERIENCE RELATIONSHIPS 66. Turns ons/ Turn offs 41 Sexuality 17 Your hobbiles/sports 67 Any kinks 18. Future job / ambitions 42. Relationship status 19. Have you drank /smoked 43. Who is your crush MISC. 20. Have you done drugs 44. Celebrity crush 68. Send a selfle 21. Do you have any pets 45. Have you ever cheated on someone 70. Send me a DM/Chat message 22 Best memory 46. Ideal girtriend / boytriend 71 Ask whatever you like (can’t say no) 47 Idea of a perfect date 23. Most embarrassing moment 72. Ask me one 24 Dream vacation 48. Have you asked anyone out THE REDDIT R/TEENAGERS PICK A NUMBER GAME H EXTENDED EDITION-JULY 2019 Bored in class, I’ll be answering these for a while.

Nobody loves making a show like this guy! he could just sit down with Trump and finalize a bill, pass it into Law. Yet, he USES the Dreamers at every angle. One day some of you dreamers might own businesses, make money and realize how bad you got played! Again!

Big cats giving each other love

Facepalm + Offside

The burglar should've maxed his sneak level.

Gentleman

So this is where it comes from huh

Cutting a coconut

Only true gamers will understand but you seeing that movement though??!!

This color-changing mug is so cool

Hiding a coin inside a chili, inside an eggplant, inside a table.

I’d say the wedding videographer did a splendid job

The first Isaac Newton lesson we learned as kids

Cars, Driving, and Energy: To all the school kids who are on about Climate Change and thinking of striking again: You are the first generation who have required air-conditioning in every classroom You want TV in every room and your classes are all computerised. You spend all day and night on electronic devices More than ever, you don’t walk or ride bikes to school but arrive in caravans of privatee cars that choke local roads and worsen rush hour traffic You are the biggest consumers of manufactured goods ever and update perfectly good expensive luxury items to stay trendy, Your entertainment comes from electric devices. Furthermore, the people driving your protests are the same people who insist on inflating the population growth through immigration, which increases the need for energy, manufacturing and transport The more people we have, the more forest and bushland we clear and more of the artificially environment is destroyed. How about this… Tell your teachers to switch off the air-con Walk or ride to school. Switch off your devices and read a book. Make a sandwich instead of buying manufactured fast food No, none of this will happen because you are selfish, badly educated, virtue signalling little ‘princesses’, inspired by the adults around you who crave a feeling of having a ‘noble cause’ while they indulge themselves in Western luxury and unprecedented quality of life. Wake up, grow up and learn to research facts and think for yourself and not blindly accept the words and thoughts of others – I don’t think you formulated this action plan all by your self suspect you may have had some influence and ‘guidance’ from those you trust..a word of warning, be cautious of the influence of the left’ because there may be a time in the future that you will be the ones left out… ….C Good ol’ boomers

Horse Hoof Maintenece

Wholesome wedding

Click, Joe, and One: Joseph Joestar There are 2,325,639 people in the U.S. with the first name Joseph. There are fewer than 122 people in the U.S. with the last name Joestar. Statistically the 10th most popular first name The estimate for this name is not absolute. There may be fewer people with this name, or none at all. Click here for more details. 99.65 percent of people with the first name Joseph are male. Names similar to Joseph: Jody o Joe Joey C Joseph Joestar There are 1 or fewer people in the U.S. named Joseph Joestar. The estimates for one or both names are not absolute. There may be fewer people with this name, or none at all. Click here for more details. Uninteresting title

Quiz, Women, and Yes: Which Founding Father Are You? 1. Should women be allowed to vote? Yes No Which Founding Father Are ou? You’re none of them! You’re actually none of America’s fourding fathers. Try to radicaly alter your views on women’s sufrage and take this quiz again SHARE YOUR RESULTS f

Be aware

We're all gonna make it brahs

When you turned away for a second

Supa run

I can’t wait for them to participate

Every god damn time

Serious discussion (Aug 27 – Sep 2)

She Gonna Need A Bigger Bed.

Trouble with eyelashes on a boat ride

South Park creators issue an apology after their show gets banned in China.

Some people are just truly amazing

Best Friend, Cats, and Children: At Manhattan ACC waiting for LOVE 72755 4 years old, 61 lbs MUFFIN Cute, friendly, tail waggy, loves good company good leash walker, a little chunky but that’s just more to love, housetrained SPAYED! TO BE KILLED – 8/31/2019 OUT OF TIME 🙁 HOPING FOR A HERO AT MANHATTAN ACC. A volunteer writes: Who does not like muffins? They are served on all occasions because they are everyone’s favorite treats! Our Muffin is no exception! Come and meet her and you will see how friendly and welcoming she is, wagging her tail, making sweet eyes at you, wiggling her little hippo’s ears and giving you that big engaging smile! She is the cutest, a well dressed dumpling, happy to be in company, coming when called, sitting on command and for treats and loving caresses. A great walker she is, oblivious to other dogs around us as we cuddle on a bench. Muffin is at the Manhattan Care Center, hoping to melt your heart and be your forever best friend MY MOVIE: Muffin is a Love https://youtu.be/H4jx_bQ24pU MUFFIN@MANHATTAN ACC Hello, my name is Muffin My animal id is #72755 I am a desexed female gray dog at the Manhattan Animal Care Center The shelter thinks I am about 4 years old, 61 lbs Came into shelter as owner surrender 8/15/2019 Reason stated – domestic violence Muffin is at risk due to medical and behavior conditions. Muffin has been diagnosed with Canine Infectious Respiratory Disease Complex which is contagious to to other dogs and will likely require in home care for recovery. She also has presented with some fearful behaviors, barrier frustration and has a history of resource guarding. We recommend she go to an adult only environment with some previous dog experience. My medical notes are… Weight: 61.4 lbs Vet Notes 8/15/2019 DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: 4y reported by owner exam agrees Microchip noted on Intake? yes History : Owner surrender due to personal circumstance Subjective: BAR Observed Behavior – Allowed all handling, but soft growl throughout exam. No snapping or barking. Evidence of Cruelty seen -no Evidence of Trauma seen -no Objective T = P =wnl R =wnl BCS 6/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears mild brown waxy material, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: no oral exam due to behavior, muzzled for exam PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: female spayed, green linear tattoo MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate – no signs of neurologic abnormalities Rectal: normal external Assessment: mild otitis overweight Prognosis: good Plan: intake tasks SURGERY: spayed 8/17/2019 SO BAR in kennel. P is hard barking at kennel front. EN — serous nasal discharge, sneezing A CIRDC P doxycycline 100mg tablet — give 2.75 tablet PO q24h x 14 days enrofloxacin 204mg tablet — give 1.5 tablet PO q24h x 14 days cerenia 60mg tablet — give 0.5 tablet PO q24h x 4 days 8/24/2019 SO Recheck CIRDC day 7 BAR at front of kennel barking EN — eyes are clear. serous nasal discharge and sniffling. A CIRDC P continue to monitor recheck in 3 days 8/27/2019 SO Recheck CIRDC day 11. BAR in kennel. EN — eyes are clear. serous nasal discharge present A CIRDC P continue on current tx plan Details on my behavior are… Behavior Condition: 3. Yellow Behavior History Behavior Assessment Muffin allowed all handling during the intake process. She allowed the counselor to pet her and collar her and held a loose and wiggly body with a wagging tail. Date of Intake: 8/17/2019 Spay/Neuter Status: Spayed Basic Information:: Muffin is a spayed adult female dog. She is a medium mixed breed and came into the shelter as an owner surrender. Previously lived with:: 2 adults. How is this dog around strangers?: Muffin seems tense around strangers, but the previous owner stated that with a slow approach, she begins to warm up and is friendly and excitable. How is this dog around children?: This was not observed in the previous home. How is this dog around other dogs?: The previous owner stated that when Muffin sees other dogs, she will bark at them in passing. The previous owner stated that she very rarely let her interact with other dogs, so her intentions are unknown. How is this dog around cats?: This was not observed in the previous home. Resource guarding:: Muffin is a known resource guarder and will bark, and snap when her toys and food are touched while she is actively using them. Bite history:: No bite history Housetrained:: Yes Energy level/descriptors:: medium / high Has this dog ever had any medical issues?: No Date of intake:: 8/15/2019 Spay/Neuter status:: Yes Means of surrender (length of time in previous home):: Owner surrender Previously lived with:: Adults Behavior toward strangers:: Tense at first, warms up and is friendly with time Behavior toward dogs:: Barks when she passes them Resource guarding:: Yes, Muffin barks and snaps if food or toys are touched Bite history:: None reported Housetrained:: Yes Energy level/descriptors:: Muffin is described as having a medium-high level of activity. Date of assessment:: 8/20/2019 Summary:: Leash Walking Strength and pulling: Moderate Reactivity to humans: None Reactivity to dogs: Inconclusive Leash walking comments: None Sociability Loose in room (15-20 seconds): Highly social Call over: Approaches readily Sociability comments: Handling Soft handling: Tolerates contact Exuberant handling: Tolerates contact Handling comments: Lip licking, whale eyed Arousal Jog: Follows (loose) Arousal comments: None Knock: Approaches (loose) Knock Comments: None Toy: Tense, hovers Toy comments: Body tense Date of intake:: 8/15/2019 Summary:: Loose body, allowed handling Date of initial:: 8/15/2019 Summary:: Allowed all handling though growled during examination ENERGY LEVEL:: Muffin is described as having a medium-high level of activity. We recommend long-lasting chews, food puzzles, and hide-and-seek games, in additional to physical exercise, to positively direct her energy and enthusiasm. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION:: Level 3 Behavior Asilomar: TM – Treatable-Manageable Recommendations:: No children (under 13) Recommendations comments:: No children: Due to the severity of the resource guarding reported in Muffin’s previous home, growling and snapping when her toys and food are touched, we recommend an adult-only home. Potential challenges: : Resource guarding,Fearful,On-leash reactivity/barrier frustration Potential challenges comments:: Resource guarding: Muffin is reported to growl and snap over food and toys, please see handout on Resource guarding. Fearful: Muffin is reported to be tense around new people and has been fearful at the care center, warming up over time. Please see handout on Decompression Period. On-leash reactivity/barrier frustration: Muffin is reported to bark at dogs when she passes them. Please see handout on On-leash reactivity/barrier frustration. * TO FOSTER OR ADOPT * HOW TO RESERVE A “TO BE KILLED” DOG ONLINE (only for those who can get to the shelter IN PERSON to complete the adoption process, and only for the dogs on the list NOT marked New Hope Rescue Only). Follow our Step by Step directions below! *PLEASE NOTE – YOU MUST USE A PC OR TABLET – PHONE RESERVES WILL NOT WORK! ** STEP 1: CLICK ON THIS RESERVE LINK: https://newhope.shelterbuddy.com/Animal/List Step 2: Go to the red menu button on the top right corner, click register and fill in your info. Step 3: Go to your email and verify account Step 4: Go back to the website, click the menu button and view available dogs Step 5: Scroll to the animal you are interested and click reserve STEP 6 ( MOST IMPORTANT STEP ): GO TO THE MENU AGAIN AND VIEW YOUR CART. THE ANIMAL SHOULD NOW BE IN YOUR CART! Step 7: Fill in your credit card info and complete transaction HOW TO FOSTER OR ADOPT IF YOU CANNOT GET TO THE SHELTER IN PERSON, OR IF THE DOG IS NEW HOPE RESCUE ONLY! You must live within 3 – 4 hours of NY, NJ, PA, CT, RI, DE, MD, MA, NH, VT, ME or Norther VA. Please PM our page for assistance. You will need to fill out applications with a New Hope Rescue Partner to foster or adopt a dog on the To Be Killed list, including those labelled Rescue Only. Hurry please, time is short, and the Rescues need time to process the applications.

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