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A story behind the winning of the turtle.

Hey, no pain no gain

Dug myself into a hole with this one.

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For all 9gaggers, what is your hobby ? (with a photo of your creations) , mine : photography

This pups heart seemed to stop while being walked by his owner. Good thing this guy was around..

The truth is out there

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Farmers in South Africa are getting serious about security

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Being Alone, Animals, and Apparently: Big hearted "Barbie Happy-go lucky social Sweetheart. Cuddly, playful & totally endearing! ID 58945, 4 YRS. 58 LBS. OF JOY SPAYED MANHATTAN ACC TO BE KILLED 8/29/19 Social, sunny, and incredibly sweet, Barbie is a wiggly bundle of love who has a big smile and a wagging tail for everyone she meets. Yes, she give you the welcome “bark” because she is full of enthusiasm, but we forgive her because in her face is nothing but joy and happiness at the opportunity to make a new friend. She was adopted in April but sadly she was returned in August, and simply because it was a poor adoption – she was not in the hands of the experienced foster or adopter that she needed. She’s so eager to please and eager to learn, and has a heart of pure gold. As a volunteer writes: “She’s a Barbie girl in a barbie world! And she thinks life is fantastic! This happy go lucky pup just enjoys the company of her human peers. She enjoys a fun game a fetch and then sitting and leaning in closely next to her friends, a lovable pup she sure is. Barbie is the kind of dog to make you smile ear to ear, she is the dog I go to when I need some extra sunshine. I enjoy her bounces and hops when shes playing out in the yard. Barbie can bit talkative as well, she will let you know when she wants you to throw her ball, pet her and treat her all by letting out some "woofs!". A not so great habit she has but I can help but admit how endearing it can be…. We love everything about Barbie and think you will too once you meet this sweet little peach! Share big hearted Barbie far and wide for her perfect family.” If you can foster or adopt her yourself, just MESSAGE our page or email us at [email protected] for assistance. BARBIE, ID# 58945, 4 Yrs. old, 58.2 lbs., Spayed Female Manhattan ACC, Large Mixed Breed, White / Brown I came to the shelter as an Agency, 8/8/2019 Shelter Assessment Rating: New Hope Rescue Only Medical Behavior Rating: 2. Blue AT RISK MEMO: Barbie is at risk for behavioral reasons. Barbie has a bite history and has displayed dog reactivity with the potential to redirect onto people. Barbie would be best suited for placement with a new hope partner that can provide the necessary behavior modification. Medically, Barbie seems healthy. INTAKE NOTE – DATE OF INTAKE, 4/2/2019: Barbie hard barked in the lobby but looked to have a loose body. While barking, Barbie wagged her tail and allowed for counselors to approch her and walk her on the leash. Barbie was handled by her owner to be placed into a kennel. OWNER SURRENDER NOTES – BASIC INFORMATION: Barbie is an unaltered female large mixed breed, estimated to be 3 years old. Barbie was surrendered due to her food aggression and aggressive behaviors. Barbie lived with an adult, 3 children and 1 large dog. Barbie will bark at strangers. She is playful with the 7, 12 and 16 year old children in the home. Barbie lives with a unaltered male estimated to be 9 years old that she consistently fights with. Fights usually occurs during feeding and sometimes it escalates when they play. There were no cats in her previous home so Barbie’s behavior around cats is unknown. Barbie will bark, growl, and may bite when a stranger or owner tries to touch the food while eating. Barbie is housetrained and has a medium energy level. Other Notes: Barbie will not stay still during baths and does not enjoy being groomed. She has never had a medical issue, and has no known medical concerns. For a New Family to Know: Barbie is kept indoors and enjoys sleeping anywhere in the home. Barbie was fed dog food and house food 3-4 times a day. Barbie enjoys all types of toys and rips the furniture. Barbie enjoys using the bathroom in the owners back yard and was not taken out for walks. Bite history:: Yes, Barbie has gotten into several fights with the other dog in the home and they have bitten each other. The most recent fight occurred when the owner was preparing for the dogs. Barbie bit the other dog and her owner when the owner was attempting to break up the fight. The bite to the owner resulted in broken skin on her leg. Barbie bit her owner on the left arm, breaking skin. The circumstances of this bite are not known. Barbie bit the neighbor’s dog. The circumstances and severity of this bite are not known. SHELTER ASSESSMENT SUMMARIES – DATE OF ASSESSMENT: 4/10/2019 Leash Walking Strength and pulling: Moderate Reactivity to humans: None Reactivity to dogs: Moderate Leash walking comments: Barks at dogs with soft body Sociability Loose in room (15-20 seconds): Highly social Call over: Approaches readily Sociability comments: Body soft, stays by assessor, jumps up when approaches Handling Soft handling: Seeks contact Exuberant handling: Seeks contact Comments: Body soft, leans into pets Arousal Jog: Engages in play (loose) Arousal comments: None Knock: Approaches (loose) Knock Comments: None Toy: No response Toy comments: None INTAKE BEHAVIOR – Date of intake:: 4/2/2019 Summary:: Loose body, barking ENERGY LEVEL:: Barbie is described as having a medium level of activity. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION:: New Hope Only Behavior Asilomar: TM – Treatable-Manageable Recommendations:: No children (under 13),Place with a New Hope partner Recommendations comments:: No children: Due to resource guarding displayed in her previous home (growling and snapping when her food is touched), and her bite history, we recommend an adult only home. Place with a New Hope partner: Due to having bitten the other dog in the home multiple times and potentially redirecting towards people, as well as biting her owner under unknown circumstances, we recommend she be placed with a New Hope placement partner who is able to provide an experienced adult-only foster home. A period of decompression is recommended to allow Barbie to acclimate comfortably to her new environment; force-free, reward based training only is advised when introducing Barbie to new and unfamiliar situations. Consultation with a professional trainer/behaviorist is highly recommended for guidance to safely manage/modify any behavior Barbie presents with outside of the care centers. Potential challenges: : Resource guarding,Multiple-bite history/risk of future aggression,On-leash reactivity/barrier frustration,Bite history (human),Bite history (dog) Potential challenges comments:: Resource guarding: Babrie is reported to growl and snap if her food is touched. She should always be left alone while eating. Please see handout on Resource Guarding. Multiple-bite history/risk of future aggression: Barbie has bitten multiple times in her previous home, having gotten into multiple fights with the other dog in the home and having bitten the owner when the owner was breaking up the fight. She has also bitten the neighbor’s dog and her owner under unknown circumstances. Barbie should live in a home without other animals. These bite have broken skin. Please see handout on Bite History. On-leash reactivity/barrier frustration: Barbie has been observed to react to other dogs on leash, barking at them. Please see handout on On-leash reactivity/barrier frustration. MEDICAL NOTES 4/3/2019 DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: 2-3 YEARS based on condition of teeth Microchip noted on Intake?no Microchip Number (If Applicable): History : Owner surrender; did not get along with the other dog in the household Subjective: tense body; eyeing the handler Observed Behavior – sedated for physical exam Evidence of Cruelty seen – no Evidence of Trauma seen – no Objective sedation- butorph.- 1 ml and dexdorm.- 0.9ml IM P = 40 R = 30 BCS 6/9 EENT: Eyes= left scleral bruising dorsal aspect of orbit; ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted; multifocal crusts and scars on face Oral Exam: mild staining and tartar PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: FS based on the absence of an OHE scar MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation sedated Assessment apparently healthy scars on face-- old wounds Prognosis: good Plan: sedate for examination intake procedures SURGERY: Okay for surgery after DOH Hold 4/7/2019 Requesting Trazadone Treatment for 58.1 lb dog Trazadone- 100mg SIG:1 1/4 tab po q 12 hrs 4/13/2019 ACS reported bloody stool. She took a picture and there was some firm stool followed by diarrhea with a significant amount of frank blood noted. No vomiting noted. Eating well today but yesterday low appetite. BAR in kennel, barking No v/d in run No c/s, nasal or ocular discharge noted She appears to have good energy A:Hematochezia Hx of fracture tooth P: -Start Fortiflora 1 packet in food SID x 5 days -Start metronidazole 500 mg PO BID x 5 days -Good prognosis 4/23/2019 Subjective barking and jumping at front of kennel - performed visual examination due to orange-red behavior Objective R = 20 BCS = 5/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted PLN: No enlargements noted U/G: intact MSI: Ambulatory x 4, CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Rectal: externally normal Assessment - healthy SURGERY: Okay for surgery 4/23/2019 Routine OVH: Ventral midline incision approach; each ovarian pedicle ligated with two modified Miller’s knot using 0-0 PDS II and excised distal to ligature; uterine body ligated with two modified-Miller's knot and simple encircling ligature using 0-0 PDS II and excised distal to ligatures; body wall closed with simple cont. pattern using 0 PDS II; subcutaneous/intradermal layers closed with continuous pattern using 0-0 PDS II; green-ink tattoo placed lateral to spay incision; surgical glue applied to skin incision and over tattoo site to assist with closure 8/12/2019 DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: ~4.5yrs based on hx. Microchip noted on Intake? scanned positive. History: O surrender. P bit o and drew blood, also bit another dog. Subjective / Observed Behavior - Hard barking at kennel front. Evidence of Cruelty seen - none Evidence of Trauma seen - crusts and old scarring along the right lateral face. Objective BCS 6/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: did not evaluate due to behavior. PLN: No enlargements noted ABD: WNL U/G: spayed female. MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat. multifocal crusting along the right lateral face, scars along the right lateral face and ventral neck. wounds appear to be ~10-14 days in age. CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities. P is not showing any sign of rabies infection at this time. Rectal: externally normal. Assessment multifocal crusting and scars on face overweight Prognosis: good Plan: observe DOH hold SURGERY: spayed *** TO FOSTER OR ADOPT *** BARBIE IS RESCUE ONLY. You must fill out applications with New Hope Rescues to foster or adopt her. She cannot be reserved online at the ACC ARL, nor can she be direct adopted at the shelter. PLEASE HURRY AND MESSAGE OUR PAGE FOR ASSISTANCE!

Apparently, Bad, and Bones: At Brooklgn ACC walting for LOVE 38532 Bowie 3 yrs old. 60 lbs STNKIN Cute! TO BE KILLED 8/27/19 I have been returned again 🙁 8/14/2019 AND THEY CHANGED MY NAME to BOWIE! SADLY THIS IS BOWIE’s THIRD STAY AT THE SHELTER! WHY DOES HE HAVE SUCH BAD LUCK?? JUST LOOK AT THE AMAZING SMILE! COMBINED WITH HIS WONDERFUL PERSONALITY. Bowie is a joy! and he deserves the best! Affectionate and Friendly, he loves to play! He loves to eat and will follow you around when you are home. he loves to play with squeaky toys! So please help Bowie find his forever home! Or better yet, please consider opening your home and your heart and #SAVEBOWIE now! MY MOVIES: BACC Tyson https://youtu.be/QLJSwFbdMSg MACC Tyson and Nyla in Playgroup https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOhOThEMswA BOWIE FKA TYSON, ID# 38532 – 3 yrs old, 60 lbs, Brooklyn Animal Care Center, Large Mixed Breed Cross, White / Tan Neutered Male, Adoption Return (for the second time by same owner, was RTO in July) Owner Surrender Reason: Shelter Assessment Rating: NEW HOPE ONLY No children (under 13) Single-pet home Recommend no dog parks Medical Behavior Rating: BEHAVIOR NOTES 8/14/2019, Owner surrender, third stay in the care center Means of surrender (length of time in previous home): Owner Surrender (In home for 1 year) Previously lived with: Adults Behavior toward strangers: Friendly and outgoing Resource guarding: None reported Bite history: None reported Housetrained: No Energy level/descriptors: Bowie is described as affectionate, and playful with a medium to high activity level. SAFER ASSESSMENT: Behavior Assessment Date: 8/15/2019 Summary: Leash Walking Strength and pulling: Medium to hard Reactivity to humans: None observed in the care center Reactivity to dogs: None Leash walking comments: Sociability Loose in room (15-20 seconds): Neutral body, tail high and wagging, ears erect, mouth open, some panting, some whining, approaches readily, lolling tongue, accepts contact, some pacing Call over: Approaches readily, jumps up onto handler, soft and loose, tail wagging Sociability comments: Handling Soft handling: Soft-neutral body, tail wagging, ears back, jumps up softly soliciting attention, open mouth, some panting, moves away from handler somewhat, but re-approaches, accepts contact Exuberant handling: Neutral body, tail wagging, neutral, ears back, some lip licking, some panting, moves away from handler somewhat, accepts contact Handling comments: Arousal Jog: Engages in play, soft and loose, tail wagging, lolling tongue Arousal comments: Knock Knock Comments: Whines when assistant exits; No response to knock; Walks toward door when assistant enters, does not solicit attention Toy Toy comments: Grips and moves away PLAYGROUP NOTES – DOG TO DOG SUMMARIES: During Bowie’s previous stay in MACC, Bowie was social with both males and female dogs. He engaged in group play. While in the care with his owner, he did not socialize with other dogs. JUNE – JULY 2019 6/28/2019: When off leash at the Care Centers, when Bowie enters the yard, and he becomes defensive when the greeter corrects him. His session is ended and he is separated safely. 7/1: Bowie is muzzled and his leash is held for today’s introduction to a novel female. He becomes stiff when the muzzle is secured and attempts to dislodge it when the gate is opened. Bowie becomes preoccupied with removing the muzzle and comes into contact with the female. The female attempts to greet Bowie but is immediately separated from him by handlers when he freezes and tracks her with hard eyes. MEDICAL BEHAVIOR: Date of initial: 14-Aug-2019 Summary: Panting, allowed all handling, warmed up slowly ENERGY LEVEL: Bowie has been observed to exhibit a medium level of energy during his interactions in the care center. We cannot be certain of his behavior in a home environment, but we recommend that he be provided daily mental and physical stimulation as an outlet for his energy. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION: New Hope Only Behavior Asilomar TM – Treatable-Manageable Recommendations: No children (under 13) Single-pet home Recommend no dog parks Place with a New Hope partner Recommendations comments: No children (under 13): Due to Bowie’s bite history (human) and previously reported behaviors such as a lack of basic manners and leash-pulling, we feel he would be best set up to succeed in an adult-only home at this time. Single-pet home: Due to the concerning behaviors that Bowie has shown during playgroup (see DOG-DOG SUMMARY), we feel that Bowie should not visit dog parks and be the only resident dog. The Behavior Department recommends that he be socialized in a more controlled setting until his behavior towards other dogs can be further addressed. Reward-based, force-free training can be utilized to help Bowie associate dogs with things he enjoys like toys or treats. Recommend no dog parks- Due to the concerning behaviors that Bowie has shown during playgroup (see DOG-DOG SUMMARY), we feel Bowie should not visit dog parks until he has had the opportunity to learn appropriate social skills when interacting with other dogs. The Behavior Department recommends that Bowie receive dog socialization sessions under the supervision of a certified trainer or behaviorist. Place with a New Hope partner: Due to a previous known bite history, we feel Bowie would be best set up to succeed if placed with an experienced rescue partner. We recommend exercising safe and appropriate management of Bowie as the severity and circumstance of his known bite history are unknown. Force-free, reward based training only is advised when introducing or exposing Bowie to new and unfamiliar situations, as well as utilizing guidance from a qualified, professional trainer/behaviorist. Potential challenges: House soiling Basic manners/poor impulse control Fearful/potential for defensive aggression Bite history (human) Potential challenges comments: Bowie was previously reported to have accidents in the house and will likely need guidance with house training. We recommend positive reinforcement, reward-based training only. Please refer to the handout for House soiling. Bowie was previously reported to jump up excessively in a social manner. It is recommended that default behaviors such as "Leave it", "Sit/Stay", "Down" are reinforced to substitute any frustration and teach him to control his impulses instead of simply reacting; proper management is also advised. Force-free, reward based training only is recommended. Please refer to the handout for Basic manners/poor impulse control. Bowie was reported to have bitten a passerby while he was being walked on leash, further details remain unknown. Please see handout on Bite history as well as handout on Fearful and Defensive Aggression. MEDICAL EXAM NOTES / August 2019 16-Aug-2019 Progress Exam H: Initial intake 8/28/18, RTS 6/28/18 and 7/14/19 8/16 Diarrhea noted on rounds board S: BARH. No c/s/v noted, diarrhea noted on rounds board Eyes: Grossly appropriate OU. Ears: Unremarkable AU. Nasal Cavity: No nasal discharge. Lungs: Eupneic U/G: Normal external genitalia. No discharge. Musculoskeletal: Ambulatory x 4 with no appreciable lameness. BCS = 5/9 Integument: Otherwise unremarkable haircoat. Neuro: Appropriate mentation. Rectal: Not performed. Externally normal. Assessment: Diarrhea r/o infectious vs bacterial vs parasites vs other Plan: CTM at BACC Start Metronidazole 10mg/kg PO BID x 7 days Start Proviable 1 capsule daily x 5 days 14-Aug-2019 DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: 3y Microchip noted on Intake? yes History : RTS, initial intake 8/28/18, then again on 6/28 Subjective: QARH, normal appetite, no elimination concerns Observed Behavior – panting, allowed handling, slightly slow to warm up Evidence of Cruelty seen – no Evidence of Trauma seen – no Objective P = wnl R = wnl BCS 6/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: unremarkable adult dentition PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: male neutered, no leakage or discharge MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Rectal: visually normal Assessment healthy Prognosis: excellent Plan: adopt out SURGERY: neutered ----------------------------------------------------------- NOTES SECOND STAY / Intake 06-27-2019 TYSON, ID# 38532 - 2 years and 10 mos ol, 63 lbs, Brooklyn Animal Care Center, Large Mixed Breed Cross, White / Tan Neutered Male, Adoption Return Owner Surrender Reason: Shelter Assessment Rating: NEW HOPE ONLY Medical Behavior Rating: Blue BEHAVIOR NOTES 6/28/19 Owner surrender, second stay in the care center Spayed/Neutered: Yes Previously lived with: Behavior towards strangers: Behavior towards children: Unknown Behavior towards dogs: Unknown Behavior towards cats: Unknown Resource guarding: None reported Bite history: While being walked on leash, Bowie lunged toward a novel woman and bit her. The severity and result of the bite are unknown. No other information provided. PLAYGROUP NOTES - DOG TO DOG SUMMARIES: During Bowie’s previous stay in MACC, Bowie was social with both males and female dogs. He engaged in group play. While in the care with his owner, he did not socialize with other dogs. JUNE - JULY 2019 6/28/2019: When off leash at the Care Centers, when Bowie enters the yard, and he becomes defensive when the greeter corrects him. His session is ended and he is separated safely. 7/1: Bowie is muzzled and his leash is held for today's introduction to a novel female. He becomes stiff when the muzzle is secured and attempts to dislodge it when the gate is opened. Bowie becomes preoccupied with removing the muzzle and comes into contact with the female. The female attempts to greet Bowie but is immediately separated from him by handlers when he freezes and tracks her with hard eyes. NTAKE BEHAVIOR: Date of intake: 27-Jun-2019 Summary: Relaxed, tail wagging, accepted contact, licked staff; Allowed all handling BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION: New Hope Only Behavior Asilomar TM - Treatable-Manageable Recommendations: No children (under 13) Single-pet home Recommend no dog parks Place with a New Hope partner MEDICAL EXAM NOTES / June 2019 28-Jun-2019 DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: 2y10m Microchip noted on Intake? yes History : RTS, initial intake 8/28 Subjective: QARH, normal appetite, no elimination concerns Observed Behavior - panting, allowed handling, slightly slow to warm up Evidence of Cruelty seen - no Evidence of Trauma seen - no Objective P = wnl R = wnl BCS 6/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: unremarkable adult dentition PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: male neutered, no leakage or discharge MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Rectal: visually normal Assessment healthy Prognosis: excellent Plan: adopt out SURGERY: neutered ----------------------------------------------------------- NOTES FIRST STAY / Intake 08/23/18 TYSON@MANHATTAN ACC Tyson - 38532 - 2 years old, 48 lbs Sex: Male Age: 2 years old Is Vaccinated: Yes Primary Color: White Secondary Color: Tan Weight: 48.25 lbs. Shelter Assessment Rating: EXPERIENCED HOME Owner Surrender Reason: client is not allowed to have pets in the home Medical Behavior Rating: Blue Intake Date: 08-23-2018 OWNER SURRENDER NOTES - BASIC INFORMATION: Date of Intake: 23-Aug-2018 ~ Tyson is a 2 year old, male, large breed dog. Client got him from a friend 1 year ago. Client had to surrender due to not being allowed to have pets in the home. Tyson has no known health issues and has never been to the vet. He previously lived with 1 adults. Tyson is friendly and outgoing with strangers. He plays gently with adults.Tyson has not been around children, other dogs or cats, so his behavior is unknown. Tyson does not resource guard his food, treats, or toys, he does not have a bite history and is housetrained. His previous owner describes his energy level as medium to high. Other Notes: Tyson will pee and poop indoors. He isn't bothered during fireworks or thunderstorms. He will struggle when held or restrained but isn't bothered when pushed or pulled off furniture, having a bath and getting paws touched. he has never had his nails trimmed. He will bark when unfamiliar people come to the door but is friendly when people come up to owner outside. Has this dog ever had any medical issues? No Medical Notes: Tyson has no known health issues upon intake. For a New Family to Know: Tyson is described as friendly, affectionate, playful dog with a medium to high activity level. He loves to eat and will follow you around when you are home. he loves to play with squeaky toys and is indoors only. He eats pedigree dry food and likes bones as treats. He is not house trained and is will have accidents in the home. He has never been crate trained and doesn't know any commands. He gets slow walks on leash for exercise and pulls hard when being walked. INTAKE NOTES – DATE OF INTAKE, 08-23-2018: Behavior Notes: Upon intake, Tyson had a relaxed body and waggy tail. He allowed counselor to pet and collar. He sniffed and licked counselors face. MEDICAL EXAM NOTES / August 2018 18-Sep-2018 Spay/Neuter Summary Anesthesia Summary: Canine NEUTER Pre Medication: Buprenorphine 0.3 mg/ml – 2.1 ml IM, once Butorphanol 10 mg/ml – 0.43 ml IM, once Dexmedetomidine 0.5 mg/ml – 0.17 ml IM, once. Induction: Propofol 10 mg/ml – 2.5 ml IV, once. Ketamine 100 mg/ml – 0.64 ml IV, once. Testicular block: Lidocaine/sterile water (1.0 mL/1.0 mL), administered pre-operatively. Anesthesia Notes: Size 11 fr. ET tube placed, maintained general anesthesia throughout procedure on variable isoflurane and variable O2. Used (rebreathing) system with 3 L bag. 22 g IVC placed in RFL cephalic vessel. Intraoperative IV LRS at 5-10mL/kg/hr at 214 mL/hr NSAID Rimadyl 50mg/mL injectable, 0.8 mL, SQ, once post-operatively, for post-operative pain relief. Recovery Status Uneventful Start 1 tablet of Carprofen 100 mg SID PO x 2 days as pain management. --In white box— Surgery report - canine neuter Was this dog a cryptorchid? No - normal canine scrotum and testicles Scrotal incision along median raphe Spermatic Cord Ligation with: 0 Monocryl in two modified Miller's knots per cord Sub Q closure: 0 Monocryl in single stitch Skin closure? Left open to drain Scrotal wrap placed during recovery. Green linear tattoo near incision site to denote neuter status. Pre-op exam S: Slightly anxious, very focused on looking around the room and seeing all the cats, dogs etc. Allows handling if I move quickly around the room with him. O: BAR-H, BCS 4.5/9, MMs pink and moist EENT: No discharge OU, AU, nose. Mild tartar on Is and C's; didn't see PMs. PLNs: Not significantly enlarged. H/L: NSR, NMA. Eupnic, quiet lung sounds. Abd: Slightly tense, not distended, no masses palpated M/S/I: Amb x4. No skin lesions noted. UG: Male intact, testicles soft and symmetrical. Neuro: Alert and appropriate, no sign neurological deficiencies A: Mild dental disease Short-term prognosis: Good P: Neuter today Recommend daily tooth brushing and regular dental cleanings. 15-Sep-2018 Spay/Neuter Summary Post Surgery Note: 6:07 PM NO SHOW VA-E 29-Aug-2018 Progress Exam SO reported constipation with loose stool; recheck. No additional reports or signs of CIRDC A apparently healthy P continue to monitor in shelter 28-Aug-2018 DVM Intake DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: 2yr Microchip noted on Intake? no Microchip Number (If Applicable): History : unknown Subjective: BARH Observed Behavior - normal, BAR Evidence of Cruelty seen - no Evidence of Trauma seen - no Objective BCS 5/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: clean teeth PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: intact male with two descended testes in scrotum MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat. Periocular erythema OU CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Rectal: normal externally Assessment 2yr MI Pitbull mix apparently healthy periocular erythema- r/o allergies Prognosis: excellent Plan: ok for surgery/adoption Microchip administered Test for HW at time of surgery SURGERY: Okay for surgery PER DIEM SLS Per Diem 27-Aug-2018 LVT Intake Estimated age: 2 years old Microchip noted on Intake? no Microchip Number (If Applicable): Evidence of Cruelty seen - none Evidence of Trauma seen - none BCS - 5/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: slight dental tartar MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities very skiddish, doesn't not like needles, so do CT and HW during surgery SURGERY: Okay for surgery * TO FOSTER OR ADOPT * BOWIE IS RESCUE ONLY. You must fill out applications with New Hope Rescues to foster or adopt him. He cannot be reserved online at the ACC ARL, nor can he be direct adopted at the shelter. PLEASE HURRY AND MESSAGE OUR PAGE FOR ASSISTANCE!

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Being Alone, Cats, and Children: Riley The sweetest, wiggliest and happiest girl. Soft, Friendly and Playful. Easy to handle. Sits on command Earned all ID# 28801 coveted 1 s on her Safer. AVERAGE HOME 6 yrs old, 50 lbs Waiting on Love @ Booklyn ACC TO BE KILLED 8/24/19 Who’s the Sweetest Little Lovebug in All the Land? Riley is described as the `sweetest, wiggliest and happiest pup @ Brooklyn ACC.` Soft, Playful and Friendly and waiting for a loving home. – Come and meet her today! <3 A volunteer writes: Riley is a little angel with four paws. She is a bit agoraphobic at the moment, so walking her involves lots of crouching down, baby-talking and cuddle filled pep talks that put a little momentum in her step (until the next garbage truck comes by!). She does better in the safety of our yard where she catches brief bursts of the zoomies and prances around with toys. She has THE softest personality, and although the world might be a big scary place, she definitely harbors a LOT of love for the people in it. She has the sweetest wiggle, gives kisses, and is very gentle (and genuine!) in all of her displays of affection. She's impossible not to love, gives it back tenfold, and with her soul-person at her side (hint: that could be you!!) I hope she'll grow to see the world as the stage for adventures. Please come meet her at Brooklyn ACC! A staff member wrote in June 2018: After a month Riley is ready to move out this high energy 6 year old loves to play with toys and people. When she was brought in her jumped and started giving kisses! She needs a bit of patience meeting dogs, but has warmed up a bit over time. This 50 lb cutie has done well on walks and improved in play groups. VIDEOS: https://youtu.be/454f0uorzTc Riley with Zoomies https://youtu.be/cq0VzP64vKQ Her Trainers Video end of July 2018 - Riley really needs a home https://youtu.be/eXmlGjLo5Y8 RILEY, ID# 28801, 7 yrs and 2 mos old, xx lbs, Brooklyn Animal Care Center, Large Mixed Breed Cross, White / Tan Spayed Female, Adoption Return (was adopted 08/04/18) Owner Surrender Reason:owner surrender on 8/10/2019, with the surrender reason stated as animal behavior - aggressive towards people. Shelter Assessment Rating: NEW HOPE ONLY Riley was soft and social throughout the intake process. She readily approached all of the counselors with loose wiggly body and jumped up in a social manner seeking attention. Date of Intake: 8/10/2019 Spay/Neuter Status: Spayed Basic Information:: Riley is a white and tan female dog that was found and brought to ACC as a stray. Previously lived with:: 2 adults, recently 1 child How is this dog around strangers?: Around adults she is friendly and outgoing. She will bark, lunge and growl at children, whether strangers or known. How is this dog around children?: Riley will bark lunge and growl and children and attempt to bit. She has bitten several children but has not broken skin. How is this dog around other dogs?: She is reactive towards other dogs. She will sniff politely initially on leash and then will bark and lunge. How is this dog around cats?: When she sees cats on the street she will chase and attempt to bite. Resource guarding:: No resource guarding noted for toys or food. Bite history:: She has multiple (estimated to be 5) bite incidents all with children. She has never broken skin but has bitten and held onto a child's shirt. The clients stated that the initial incidents were on the street and Riley would lunge at the child and bite clothing. Most recently, 2 days prior to surrender, Riley lunged and bit onto the shirt of the resident child and held on. No other details were given about any of the bites. Housetrained:: Yes Energy level/descriptors:: High Other Notes:: When left alone she will urinate on the furniture. Has this dog ever had any medical issues?: No For a New Family to Know: Riley is high energy and pulls hard on leash and also likes ot run around and occasionally knocks people over. She does not like being left alone and has separation anxiety. She enjoys playing with toys. She knows cues sit, down, paw. She is great at the vet and is good for baths. 8/11/2019 Summary:: Loose; Allowed all handling ENERGY LEVEL:: Riley has been observed to exhibit a medium level of energy during her interactions in the care center. We cannot be certain of her behavior in a home environment, but we recommend that she be provided daily mental and physical stimulation as an outlet for her energy. IN SHELTER OBSERVATIONS:: When two handlers approach Riley in her kennel, she is seen to be loose and wiggly. She will jump up onto the bars. But when unlocking the kennel door, Riley will slightly move away from the rope initially, but when the handler removes the rope from her sight, Riley becomes wiggly again and comes forward. One handler was able to rope Riley once treats were introduced. The handler continued to use treats to get Riley out of the kennel and out of the room. Once in the hallway, Riley immediately dropped to the floor and refused to move. The second handler left to get a collar and harness and placed it on Riley and removed the rope. Riley then took a few steps forward and followed a trail of treats, but then would stop and refuse to move again. Both handlers tried using toys and treats to help Riley walk. Another dog left a room further down the hallway and Riley immediately became interested in the other dog. She started to bark, whine, and pull towards the other dog. Upon seeing her reaction, one handler went to get a helper dog. Upon seeing the helper walk past her, Riley began to follow the other dog outside to the play yard. Handlers then used a stuffed training dog to help Riley back inside the building. Riley pulled hard following the training dog back into the room and easily went back into her kennel without issue. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION:: New Hope Only Behavior Asilomar: TM - Treatable-Manageable Recommendations:: No children (under 13),Single-pet home,Recommend no dog parks,Place with a New Hope partner Recommendations comments:: No children (under 13): Due to Riley's reported separation anxiety, reactivity and multiple-bite history with children, combined with her overall anxiety, we believe she would be best set up to succeed in an adult-only home at this time. Recommend no dog parks/Single pet home: Due to the behaviors that Riley has shown during playgroup (see DOG-DOG BEHAVIOR SUMMARY), we feel that Riley should not visit dog parks and be the only dog at this time, until she has had the opportunity to learn appropriate social skills when interacting with other dogs. The Behavior Department recommends that Riley receive dog socialization session under the supervision of a certified trainer or behaviorist. Place with a New Hope partner: Although she displays social behavior when interacting with staff members, Riley has been reported to have had multiple bite incidents with children in a previous home environment. Despite each incident resulting in no broken skin or punctures, as a result of these reports as well as her separation anxiety and observed reactivity, we feel she would be best set up to succeed if placed with an experienced rescue partner who can help manage these behaviors and decompress in a more stable environment, prior to seeking permanent placement. Force-free, reward based training only is advised when introducing or exposing Riley to new and unfamiliar situations, as well as utilizing guidance from a qualified, professional trainer/behaviorist. Potential challenges: : Multiple-bite history/risk of future aggression,Separation anxiety,On-leash reactivity/barrier frustration,Kennel presence Potential challenges comments:: Multiple-bite history: Riley is reported to have had multiple bite incidents with children, none of which resulted in broken skin. The most recent incident involved Riley biting and holding the resident child's shirt, but no contact made to skin. No other details provided. Please refer to the handout for Multiple-bite history/risk of future aggression. Separation anxiety: Previous owner reported Riley to exhibit separation anxiety when left alone in the home and has also been reported to urinate on the furniture. Should this behavior arise in a home environment, please refer to the handout for Separation anxiety. On-leash reactivity/barrier frustration: Previous owner reported Riley to display reactivity toward novel children and novel dogs when being walked on-leash. Although Riley displays social behavior toward staff members, this reactivity toward novel dogs was observed during her interactions in the care center as well (SEE DOG-DOG SUMMARY). Please refer to the handout for On-leash reactivity/barrier frustration. 8/11/2019 Summary:: Loose; Allowed all handling ENERGY LEVEL:: Riley has been observed to exhibit a medium level of energy during her interactions in the care center. We cannot be certain of her behavior in a home environment, but we recommend that she be provided daily mental and physical stimulation as an outlet for her energy. IN SHELTER OBSERVATIONS:: When two handlers approach Riley in her kennel, she is seen to be loose and wiggly. She will jump up onto the bars. But when unlocking the kennel door, Riley will slightly move away from the rope initially, but when the handler removes the rope from her sight, Riley becomes wiggly again and comes forward. One handler was able to rope Riley once treats were introduced. The handler continued to use treats to get Riley out of the kennel and out of the room. Once in the hallway, Riley immediately dropped to the floor and refused to move. The second handler left to get a collar and harness and placed it on Riley and removed the rope. Riley then took a few steps forward and followed a trail of treats, but then would stop and refuse to move again. Both handlers tried using toys and treats to help Riley walk. Another dog left a room further down the hallway and Riley immediately became interested in the other dog. She started to bark, whine, and pull towards the other dog. Upon seeing her reaction, one handler went to get a helper dog. Upon seeing the helper walk past her, Riley began to follow the other dog outside to the play yard. Handlers then used a stuffed training dog to help Riley back inside the building. Riley pulled hard following the training dog back into the room and easily went back into her kennel without issue. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION:: New Hope Only Behavior Asilomar: TM - Treatable-Manageable Recommendations:: No children (under 13),Single-pet home,Recommend no dog parks,Place with a New Hope partner Recommendations comments:: No children (under 13): Due to Riley's reported separation anxiety, reactivity and multiple-bite history with children, combined with her overall anxiety, we believe she would be best set up to succeed in an adult-only home at this time. Recommend no dog parks/Single pet home: Due to the behaviors that Riley has shown during playgroup (see DOG-DOG BEHAVIOR SUMMARY), we feel that Riley should not visit dog parks and be the only dog at this time, until she has had the opportunity to learn appropriate social skills when interacting with other dogs. The Behavior Department recommends that Riley receive dog socialization session under the supervision of a certified trainer or behaviorist. Place with a New Hope partner: Although she displays social behavior when interacting with staff members, Riley has been reported to have had multiple bite incidents with children in a previous home environment. Despite each incident resulting in no broken skin or punctures, as a result of these reports as well as her separation anxiety and observed reactivity, we feel she would be best set up to succeed if placed with an experienced rescue partner who can help manage these behaviors and decompress in a more stable environment, prior to seeking permanent placement. Force-free, reward based training only is advised when introducing or exposing Riley to new and unfamiliar situations, as well as utilizing guidance from a qualified, professional trainer/behaviorist. Potential challenges: : Multiple-bite history/risk of future aggression,Separation anxiety,On-leash reactivity/barrier frustration,Kennel presence Potential challenges comments:: Multiple-bite history: Riley is reported to have had multiple bite incidents with children, none of which resulted in broken skin. The most recent incident involved Riley biting and holding the resident child's shirt, but no contact made to skin. No other details provided. Please refer to the handout for Multiple-bite history/risk of future aggression. Separation anxiety: Previous owner reported Riley to exhibit separation anxiety when left alone in the home and has also been reported to urinate on the furniture. Should this behavior arise in a home environment, please refer to the handout for Separation anxiety. On-leash reactivity/barrier frustration: Previous owner reported Riley to display reactivity toward novel children and novel dogs when being walked on-leash. Although Riley displays social behavior toward staff members, this reactivity toward novel dogs was observed during her interactions in the care center as well (SEE DOG-DOG SUMMARY). Please refer to the handout for On-leash reactivity/barrier frustration. 8/11/2019 medical notes DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: ~7yrs based on hx. Microchip noted on Intake? scanned positive. History : O surrender due to reported aggression toward a child. Owner reports P was barking and lunging at the child. Subjective / Observed Behavior - BAR,loose body and allows all handling. Evidence of Cruelty seen - none Evidence of Trauma seen - none Objective BCS 5/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: dc 2/5; pd 2/5 PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: No murmur ausculted; CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: spayed female. MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Rectal: externally normal. Assessment dental disease Prognosis: excellent Plan: recommend routine daily dental care SURGERY: spayed

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