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Casually walking your dog then suddenly boss music started playing

Now this is something our bosses should see

Children, Dogs, and Energy: AUMlenhattan ACC wating for Leve! TArsa trsal Good looking, friendly, very social & wiggly, seeks attention, affection & 72840 1 YEARS 4 cuddles, MONTHS OLD treat MAX URSA motivated attt TO BE KILLED – 8/24/2019 WINNING SMILE FOR A WINNING POOCH <3 Meet the life of the party, Max! A super good looking young boy who knows how to get attention. Max loves being part of a crowd, and loves playful interaction more than anything. He wears a rich black brindled coat with a vanilla chest. and socks. He arrived soft bodied, wiggly and cooperated during his assessment. Max puts 100% into everything, he makes himself known, and insists on interaction. Just over a year old, he is at the perfect age to be trained to his home's desires, his astute intellect will take him far. Sociability is effortless for this hunk, as is his knack for making people feel loved.Though Max easily makes himself at home, he is in dire need of one now that he is placed on the heartless list. MAX URSA@MANHATTAN ACC Hello, my name is Max Ursa My animal id is #72840 I am a male black brindle dog at the Manhattan Animal Care Center The shelter thinks I am about 1 years 4 months old Came into shelter as a stray 8/16/2019 Max Ursa is rescue only Max Ursa is at risk for behavioral observations. Max Ursa has displayed a low threshold for arousal and becomes easily overstimulated with the potential to tip into aggression. Max Ursa would be best suited for placement with a new hope partner that can provide the necessary behavior modification. Medically, Max Ursa seems healthy. My medical notes are... Vet Notes Medical Assistant 8/16/2019 [DVM Intake] DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: 1 Microchip noted on Intake? neg History : stray Subjective: BARH Observed Behavior - Very strong, seeks attention - wants you to pet him, jumps up for cuddles, very wiggly, food/ treat motivated Evidence of Cruelty seen -n Evidence of Trauma seen -n Objective T = P = 120 R =eup BCS= 5/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: difficult to examine well - too active - no significant calculus PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: male - 2sst, pre-scrotal area cln MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Rectal: Assessment healthy 1 yo M intact large breed dog Prognosis: good Plan: routine intake SURGERY: Okay for surgery Details on my behavior are... Behavior Condition: 1. Green Behavior Assessment Date of intake:: 8/16/2019 Spay/Neuter status:: No Means of surrender (length of time in previous home):: Stray Date of assessment:: 8/17/2019 Summary:: Leash Walking Strength and pulling: Moderate Reactivity to humans: None Reactivity to dogs: None Leash walking comments: None Sociability Loose in room (15-20 seconds): Highly social Call over: Approaches readily Sociability comments: Body soft, stays by assessor, mouths with moderate pressure Handling Soft handling: Over-aroused Exuberant handling: Over-aroused Handling comments: Body soft, jumping up, mouths with light pressure Arousal Jog: Engages in play with handler, escalates Arousal comments: Jumps up and mouths assessor then begins to growl and snaps at assessor's foot Knock: Approaches (exuberant) Knock Comments: Jumps up and mouths Toy: Grips, firm Toy comments: Body soft Date of initial:: 8/16/2019 Summary:: Soft body, jumps up, attention seeking ENERGY LEVEL:: We have no history on Max Ursa so we cannot be certain of his behavior in a home environment. However, he is a young, enthusiastic, social dog who will need daily mental and physical activity to keep him engaged and exercised. We recommend long-lasting chews, food puzzles, and hide-and-seek games, in additional to physical exercise, to positively direct his energy and enthusiasm. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION:: New Hope Only Behavior Asilomar: TM - Treatable-Manageable Recommendations:: No children (under 13),Place with a New Hope partner Recommendations comments:: No children: Due to the high level of arousal seen at the care center from Max Ursa and the potential he has shown to tip over into aggression, we recommend an adult only home. Place with a New Hope partner: Due to the high level of arousal seen at the care center from Max Ursa and the potential he has shown to tip over into aggression, we recommend placement with a New Hope partner who can provide any necessary behavior modification (force-free, positive reinforcement-based) and re-evaluate behavior in a stable home environment before placement into a permanent home. Potential challenges: : Basic manners/poor impulse control,Social hyperarousal,Mouthiness/poor bite inhibition,Low threshold for arousal Potential challenges comments:: Basic manners/poor impulse control: Max Ursa jumps up a lot on people in a social manner. Please see handout on Basic Manners. Mouthiness/poor bite inhibition: Max Ursa has displayed a high level of mouthiness at the care center, applying moderate pressure. Please see handout on Mouthiness. Low threshold for arousal: Max Ursa became quickly aroused on his assessment during the jog portion. He growled and snapped at the assessor's foot while the assessor was jogging with him. He has displayed a potential to tip over into aggression when he becomes aroused. Please see handout on Arousal. MAX URSA IS RESCUE ONLY…..TO SAVE THIS PUP YOU MUST FILL OUT APPLICATIONS WITH AT LEAST 3 NEW HOPE RESCUES. PLEASE HURRY!!! IF YOU CAN FOSTER OR ADOPT THIS PUP, PLEASE PM OUR PAGE FOR ASSISTANCE. WE CAN PROVIDE YOU WITH LINKS TO APPLICATIONS WITH NEW HOPE RESCUES WHO ARE CURRENTLY PULLING FROM THE NYC ACC. PLEASE SHARE THIS DOG FOR A HOME TO SAVE HIS LIFE.

When Americans ask me how Europe really is, I play them this song.

I would like to have one

Time-lapse of bread baking

Classic

One person can move the world

Teach lions to eat leaves.

Cut out from the movie Before the Flood (2016) The reason why republicans deny global warming

Chicken firework

Nonononoyes

Beat the machine

Monday’s mood

Disney Sheep : LeT&#039;s BoYCoTt SonY

Shrek is life

Riding the mighty centipede

Click, Happy, and One: Diavolo There are 1 or fewer people in the U.S. named Diavolo The estimates for one or both names are not absolute. There may be fewer people with this name, or none at all. Click here for more details. Happy diavolo

Time for a F**KING CRUSADE BOYS

Pregnancy, Air, and Can: Can Can @Kanii_Rah Pregnancy is in the air and I’m not trynna catch none of that mess!! Boitumelo Mothiba @Boy2meloh You are closing the wrong hole Hahahah ha ja?

Legendary madlad

Just your friendly neighborhood lawyer

The patterns it makes are really cool

Oh lawd he comin

These bottles perfectly fit into the shelves in this store

Winter has come to construction site

So perfect!

This automated device performs uninterrupted CPR.

Birthday, Crush, and Drugs: Pick a number? THE BASICS REDDIT SEX & SEXUALITY 1. Age 49. Are you a virgin 25. How many foilowers do you have 2. Gender 26. Favorite subreddit 50. Has anyone seen you naked 3. Height 27. Favorite redditor 51. Have you any tattoos/piercings 4. Weight 28. Amount of time you spend on reddit 52. Have you had a same-sex experience 5 Where are you from 29. How many people have you chatted with 53. Have you ever sent a nude 30. Last person you DM’d/Chatted 6. Zodiac sign 54. Have you ever sexted 7 First name 31. How many subreddits do you follow 55. Have you ever kissed anyone 8. Birthday 56. Am I attractive 32. Do you follow any NSFW subreddits FAVORITE THINGS LOOKS SEXUAL NSFW 33. Hair style 9 Favorite color 57. Bra/dick size 34. Hair color 10. Favorite food 58. Pubic hair: natural, trimmed, shaved or none 35. Eye color 11 Favorite music genre 59. Do you have any body hair 12. Favorite song 36. Body type /build 60. Guys only: are you circumcised 13. Favorite movie 37. Ethnicity 61. How often do you masturbate 14. Favorite tv show 38. Favorite outfit 62. Last time you masturbated 15. Favorite animal 39. What are you wearing 63. Have you ever watched porm 16. Favorite thing to do 40, Type of underwear you wear 64 Ideal sexual /physical attributes 65. Favorite sexual fantasty LIFE/EXPERIENCE RELATIONSHIPS 66. Turns ons/Turn offs 17. Your hobbles/sports 41 Sexuality 67. Any kinks 18. Future job/ambitions 42. Relationship status 43. Who is your crush 19. Have you drank / smoked MISC. 20. Have you done drugs 44. Celebrity crush 68. Send a selfle отeо 21. Do you have any pets 70. Send me a DM/Chat message 45. Have you ever cheated on someone 71. Ask whatever you like (can’t say no) 22. Best memory 46. Ideal girtfriend/boyfriend 23. Most embarrassing moment 47, Idea of a perfect date 72. Ask me one 48. Have you asked anyone out 24. Dream vacation THE REDDIT R/TEENAGERS PICK A NUMBER GAME EXTENDED EDITION JULY 2019 I cant help it I’m sorry

Congratulations Kentucky… now do Moscow Mitch

Man getting caked on his birthday.

MLM Burn.

This interior design animation

10 foot snake

South Dakota launches anti meth PR campaign. (The state spend $450k to come up with this logo! No joke)

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