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Apparently, Bad, and Bones: At Brooklgn ACC walting for LOVE 38532 Bowie 3 yrs old. 60 lbs STNKIN Cute! TO BE KILLED 8/29/19 SADLY THIS IS BOWIE’s THIRD STAY AT THE SHELTER! WHY DOES HE HAVE SUCH BAD LUCK?? JUST LOOK AT THE AMAZING SMILE! COMBINED WITH HIS WONDERFUL PERSONALITY. Bowie is a joy! and he deserves the best! Affectionate and Friendly, he loves to play! He loves to eat and will follow you around when you are home. he loves to play with squeaky toys! So please help Bowie find his forever home! Or better yet, please consider opening your home and your heart and #SAVEBOWIE now! A volunteer writes: I don’t know what’s cuter about Bowie – his adorable half-speckled / half-cow pattern; his sweet, soft little face; or his puppy-like exuberance when we go for walks. I love when he jumps up on the bench with me and stands there with his tail swaying in the wind as I scratch his back. He often seems focused on five different things and so our petting sessions are brief, but he always comes back for more! I think he’s a really sweet, affectionate pup, but is just a bit overwhelmed by his current situation. Bowie knows “sit” and seems to be housebroken, too! This adorable little jitterbug has captured my heart and I think he’ll do the same for you….so come and meet him today at the Brooklyn ACC shelter where he’s excitedly awaiting his fur-ever home! MY MOVIES: BACC Tyson https://youtu.be/QLJSwFbdMSg MACC Tyson and Nyla in Playgroup https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOhOThEMswA BOWIE FKA TYSON, ID# 38532 – 3 yrs old, 60 lbs, Brooklyn Animal Care Center, Large Mixed Breed Cross, White / Tan Neutered Male, Adoption Return (for the second time by same owner, was RTO in July) Owner Surrender Reason: Shelter Assessment Rating: NEW HOPE ONLY No children (under 13) Single-pet home Recommend no dog parks Medical Behavior Rating: BEHAVIOR NOTES 8/14/2019, Owner surrender, third stay in the care center Means of surrender (length of time in previous home): Owner Surrender (In home for 1 year) Previously lived with: Adults Behavior toward strangers: Friendly and outgoing Resource guarding: None reported Bite history: None reported Housetrained: No Energy level/descriptors: Bowie is described as affectionate, and playful with a medium to high activity level. SAFER ASSESSMENT: Behavior Assessment Date: 8/15/2019 Summary: Leash Walking Strength and pulling: Medium to hard Reactivity to humans: None observed in the care center Reactivity to dogs: None Leash walking comments: Sociability Loose in room (15-20 seconds): Neutral body, tail high and wagging, ears erect, mouth open, some panting, some whining, approaches readily, lolling tongue, accepts contact, some pacing Call over: Approaches readily, jumps up onto handler, soft and loose, tail wagging Sociability comments: Handling Soft handling: Soft-neutral body, tail wagging, ears back, jumps up softly soliciting attention, open mouth, some panting, moves away from handler somewhat, but re-approaches, accepts contact Exuberant handling: Neutral body, tail wagging, neutral, ears back, some lip licking, some panting, moves away from handler somewhat, accepts contact Handling comments: Arousal Jog: Engages in play, soft and loose, tail wagging, lolling tongue Arousal comments: Knock Knock Comments: Whines when assistant exits; No response to knock; Walks toward door when assistant enters, does not solicit attention Toy Toy comments: Grips and moves away PLAYGROUP NOTES – DOG TO DOG SUMMARIES: During Bowie’s previous stay in MACC, Bowie was social with both males and female dogs. He engaged in group play. While in the care with his owner, he did not socialize with other dogs. JUNE – JULY 2019 6/28/2019: When off leash at the Care Centers, when Bowie enters the yard, and he becomes defensive when the greeter corrects him. His session is ended and he is separated safely. 7/1: Bowie is muzzled and his leash is held for today’s introduction to a novel female. He becomes stiff when the muzzle is secured and attempts to dislodge it when the gate is opened. Bowie becomes preoccupied with removing the muzzle and comes into contact with the female. The female attempts to greet Bowie but is immediately separated from him by handlers when he freezes and tracks her with hard eyes. MEDICAL BEHAVIOR: Date of initial: 14-Aug-2019 Summary: Panting, allowed all handling, warmed up slowly ENERGY LEVEL: Bowie has been observed to exhibit a medium level of energy during his interactions in the care center. We cannot be certain of his behavior in a home environment, but we recommend that he be provided daily mental and physical stimulation as an outlet for his energy. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION: New Hope Only Behavior Asilomar TM – Treatable-Manageable Recommendations: No children (under 13) Single-pet home Recommend no dog parks Place with a New Hope partner Recommendations comments: No children (under 13): Due to Bowie’s bite history (human) and previously reported behaviors such as a lack of basic manners and leash-pulling, we feel he would be best set up to succeed in an adult-only home at this time. Single-pet home: Due to the concerning behaviors that Bowie has shown during playgroup (see DOG-DOG SUMMARY), we feel that Bowie should not visit dog parks and be the only resident dog. The Behavior Department recommends that he be socialized in a more controlled setting until his behavior towards other dogs can be further addressed. Reward-based, force-free training can be utilized to help Bowie associate dogs with things he enjoys like toys or treats. Recommend no dog parks- Due to the concerning behaviors that Bowie has shown during playgroup (see DOG-DOG SUMMARY), we feel Bowie should not visit dog parks until he has had the opportunity to learn appropriate social skills when interacting with other dogs. The Behavior Department recommends that Bowie receive dog socialization sessions under the supervision of a certified trainer or behaviorist. Place with a New Hope partner: Due to a previous known bite history, we feel Bowie would be best set up to succeed if placed with an experienced rescue partner. We recommend exercising safe and appropriate management of Bowie as the severity and circumstance of his known bite history are unknown. Force-free, reward based training only is advised when introducing or exposing Bowie to new and unfamiliar situations, as well as utilizing guidance from a qualified, professional trainer/behaviorist. Potential challenges: House soiling Basic manners/poor impulse control Fearful/potential for defensive aggression Bite history (human) Potential challenges comments: Bowie was previously reported to have accidents in the house and will likely need guidance with house training. We recommend positive reinforcement, reward-based training only. Please refer to the handout for House soiling. Bowie was previously reported to jump up excessively in a social manner. It is recommended that default behaviors such as "Leave it", "Sit/Stay", "Down" are reinforced to substitute any frustration and teach him to control his impulses instead of simply reacting; proper management is also advised. Force-free, reward based training only is recommended. Please refer to the handout for Basic manners/poor impulse control. Bowie was reported to have bitten a passerby while he was being walked on leash, further details remain unknown. Please see handout on Bite history as well as handout on Fearful and Defensive Aggression. MEDICAL EXAM NOTES / August 2019 16-Aug-2019 Progress Exam H: Initial intake 8/28/18, RTS 6/28/18 and 7/14/19 8/16 Diarrhea noted on rounds board S: BARH. No c/s/v noted, diarrhea noted on rounds board Eyes: Grossly appropriate OU. Ears: Unremarkable AU. Nasal Cavity: No nasal discharge. Lungs: Eupneic U/G: Normal external genitalia. No discharge. Musculoskeletal: Ambulatory x 4 with no appreciable lameness. BCS = 5/9 Integument: Otherwise unremarkable haircoat. Neuro: Appropriate mentation. Rectal: Not performed. Externally normal. Assessment: Diarrhea r/o infectious vs bacterial vs parasites vs other Plan: CTM at BACC Start Metronidazole 10mg/kg PO BID x 7 days Start Proviable 1 capsule daily x 5 days 14-Aug-2019 DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: 3y Microchip noted on Intake? yes History : RTS, initial intake 8/28/18, then again on 6/28 Subjective: QARH, normal appetite, no elimination concerns Observed Behavior – panting, allowed handling, slightly slow to warm up Evidence of Cruelty seen – no Evidence of Trauma seen – no Objective P = wnl R = wnl BCS 6/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: unremarkable adult dentition PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: male neutered, no leakage or discharge MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Rectal: visually normal Assessment healthy Prognosis: excellent Plan: adopt out SURGERY: neutered ----------------------------------------------------------- NOTES SECOND STAY / Intake 06-27-2019 TYSON, ID# 38532 - 2 years and 10 mos ol, 63 lbs, Brooklyn Animal Care Center, Large Mixed Breed Cross, White / Tan Neutered Male, Adoption Return Owner Surrender Reason: Shelter Assessment Rating: NEW HOPE ONLY Medical Behavior Rating: Blue BEHAVIOR NOTES 6/28/19 Owner surrender, second stay in the care center Spayed/Neutered: Yes Previously lived with: Behavior towards strangers: Behavior towards children: Unknown Behavior towards dogs: Unknown Behavior towards cats: Unknown Resource guarding: None reported Bite history: While being walked on leash, Bowie lunged toward a novel woman and bit her. The severity and result of the bite are unknown. No other information provided. PLAYGROUP NOTES - DOG TO DOG SUMMARIES: During Bowie’s previous stay in MACC, Bowie was social with both males and female dogs. He engaged in group play. While in the care with his owner, he did not socialize with other dogs. JUNE - JULY 2019 6/28/2019: When off leash at the Care Centers, when Bowie enters the yard, and he becomes defensive when the greeter corrects him. His session is ended and he is separated safely. 7/1: Bowie is muzzled and his leash is held for today's introduction to a novel female. He becomes stiff when the muzzle is secured and attempts to dislodge it when the gate is opened. Bowie becomes preoccupied with removing the muzzle and comes into contact with the female. The female attempts to greet Bowie but is immediately separated from him by handlers when he freezes and tracks her with hard eyes. NTAKE BEHAVIOR: Date of intake: 27-Jun-2019 Summary: Relaxed, tail wagging, accepted contact, licked staff; Allowed all handling BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION: New Hope Only Behavior Asilomar TM - Treatable-Manageable Recommendations: No children (under 13) Single-pet home Recommend no dog parks Place with a New Hope partner MEDICAL EXAM NOTES / June 2019 28-Jun-2019 DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: 2y10m Microchip noted on Intake? yes History : RTS, initial intake 8/28 Subjective: QARH, normal appetite, no elimination concerns Observed Behavior - panting, allowed handling, slightly slow to warm up Evidence of Cruelty seen - no Evidence of Trauma seen - no Objective P = wnl R = wnl BCS 6/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: unremarkable adult dentition PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: male neutered, no leakage or discharge MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Rectal: visually normal Assessment healthy Prognosis: excellent Plan: adopt out SURGERY: neutered ----------------------------------------------------------- NOTES FIRST STAY / Intake 08/23/18 TYSON@MANHATTAN ACC Tyson - 38532 - 2 years old, 48 lbs Sex: Male Age: 2 years old Is Vaccinated: Yes Primary Color: White Secondary Color: Tan Weight: 48.25 lbs. Shelter Assessment Rating: EXPERIENCED HOME Owner Surrender Reason: client is not allowed to have pets in the home Medical Behavior Rating: Blue Intake Date: 08-23-2018 OWNER SURRENDER NOTES - BASIC INFORMATION: Date of Intake: 23-Aug-2018 ~ Tyson is a 2 year old, male, large breed dog. Client got him from a friend 1 year ago. Client had to surrender due to not being allowed to have pets in the home. Tyson has no known health issues and has never been to the vet. He previously lived with 1 adults. Tyson is friendly and outgoing with strangers. He plays gently with adults.Tyson has not been around children, other dogs or cats, so his behavior is unknown. Tyson does not resource guard his food, treats, or toys, he does not have a bite history and is housetrained. His previous owner describes his energy level as medium to high. Other Notes: Tyson will pee and poop indoors. He isn't bothered during fireworks or thunderstorms. He will struggle when held or restrained but isn't bothered when pushed or pulled off furniture, having a bath and getting paws touched. he has never had his nails trimmed. He will bark when unfamiliar people come to the door but is friendly when people come up to owner outside. Has this dog ever had any medical issues? No Medical Notes: Tyson has no known health issues upon intake. For a New Family to Know: Tyson is described as friendly, affectionate, playful dog with a medium to high activity level. He loves to eat and will follow you around when you are home. he loves to play with squeaky toys and is indoors only. He eats pedigree dry food and likes bones as treats. He is not house trained and is will have accidents in the home. He has never been crate trained and doesn't know any commands. He gets slow walks on leash for exercise and pulls hard when being walked. INTAKE NOTES – DATE OF INTAKE, 08-23-2018: Behavior Notes: Upon intake, Tyson had a relaxed body and waggy tail. He allowed counselor to pet and collar. He sniffed and licked counselors face. MEDICAL EXAM NOTES / August 2018 18-Sep-2018 Spay/Neuter Summary Anesthesia Summary: Canine NEUTER Pre Medication: Buprenorphine 0.3 mg/ml – 2.1 ml IM, once Butorphanol 10 mg/ml – 0.43 ml IM, once Dexmedetomidine 0.5 mg/ml – 0.17 ml IM, once. Induction: Propofol 10 mg/ml – 2.5 ml IV, once. Ketamine 100 mg/ml – 0.64 ml IV, once. Testicular block: Lidocaine/sterile water (1.0 mL/1.0 mL), administered pre-operatively. Anesthesia Notes: Size 11 fr. ET tube placed, maintained general anesthesia throughout procedure on variable isoflurane and variable O2. Used (rebreathing) system with 3 L bag. 22 g IVC placed in RFL cephalic vessel. Intraoperative IV LRS at 5-10mL/kg/hr at 214 mL/hr NSAID Rimadyl 50mg/mL injectable, 0.8 mL, SQ, once post-operatively, for post-operative pain relief. Recovery Status Uneventful Start 1 tablet of Carprofen 100 mg SID PO x 2 days as pain management. --In white box— Surgery report - canine neuter Was this dog a cryptorchid? No - normal canine scrotum and testicles Scrotal incision along median raphe Spermatic Cord Ligation with: 0 Monocryl in two modified Miller's knots per cord Sub Q closure: 0 Monocryl in single stitch Skin closure? Left open to drain Scrotal wrap placed during recovery. Green linear tattoo near incision site to denote neuter status. Pre-op exam S: Slightly anxious, very focused on looking around the room and seeing all the cats, dogs etc. Allows handling if I move quickly around the room with him. O: BAR-H, BCS 4.5/9, MMs pink and moist EENT: No discharge OU, AU, nose. Mild tartar on Is and C's; didn't see PMs. PLNs: Not significantly enlarged. H/L: NSR, NMA. Eupnic, quiet lung sounds. Abd: Slightly tense, not distended, no masses palpated M/S/I: Amb x4. No skin lesions noted. UG: Male intact, testicles soft and symmetrical. Neuro: Alert and appropriate, no sign neurological deficiencies A: Mild dental disease Short-term prognosis: Good P: Neuter today Recommend daily tooth brushing and regular dental cleanings. 15-Sep-2018 Spay/Neuter Summary Post Surgery Note: 6:07 PM NO SHOW VA-E 29-Aug-2018 Progress Exam SO reported constipation with loose stool; recheck. No additional reports or signs of CIRDC A apparently healthy P continue to monitor in shelter 28-Aug-2018 DVM Intake DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: 2yr Microchip noted on Intake? no Microchip Number (If Applicable): History : unknown Subjective: BARH Observed Behavior - normal, BAR Evidence of Cruelty seen - no Evidence of Trauma seen - no Objective BCS 5/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: clean teeth PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: intact male with two descended testes in scrotum MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat. Periocular erythema OU CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Rectal: normal externally Assessment 2yr MI Pitbull mix apparently healthy periocular erythema- r/o allergies Prognosis: excellent Plan: ok for surgery/adoption Microchip administered Test for HW at time of surgery SURGERY: Okay for surgery PER DIEM SLS Per Diem 27-Aug-2018 LVT Intake Estimated age: 2 years old Microchip noted on Intake? no Microchip Number (If Applicable): Evidence of Cruelty seen - none Evidence of Trauma seen - none BCS - 5/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: slight dental tartar MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities very skiddish, doesn't not like needles, so do CT and HW during surgery SURGERY: Okay for surgery * TO FOSTER OR ADOPT * BOWIE IS RESCUE ONLY. You must fill out applications with New Hope Rescues to foster or adopt him. He cannot be reserved online at the ACC ARL, nor can he be direct adopted at the shelter. PLEASE HURRY AND MESSAGE OUR PAGE FOR ASSISTANCE!

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Aladdin, Bones, and Children: ALADDIN Super sweet, stoic, brave. patient & affectionate, he waits with hope for the care & vetting he so urgently needs. Please help him! Id 71143, 7 Yrs., 38 lbs., Skin, bones & all heart, Begging for your love & help at the Manhattan ACC TO BE KILLED 8/27/19 Aladdin is not doing well and needs help! **$1,000 STIPEND** Aladdin will show you the world, You don’t need a magic carpet ride to find shining, shimmering, splendor @ MACC * A $1000 stipend will be offered to the New Hope partner that pulls Aladdin #71143.* He stands and waits for attention, patiently, and he wags his tail. ALADDIN is so brave and stoic as he smiles through his pain, eager for love, asking for nothing but care and human kindness. His life has not been the happiest, but even after 7 years of neglect, he still dreams that somehow, some way, someone will see him for the treasure he is and pick him, will love him, and will make him whole again. He has so much heart. He is love personified. But he desperately needs a foster or adopter ASAP so he can get the vetting he needs. Aladdin needs a gastrostomy so he can get the nutrition he needs to not lose further weight (he is so emaciated), and he also needs a laparotomy so there can be a more comprehensive analysis of his abdominal cavity and organs because the ultrasound they gave him was not able to diagnose the source of his medical condition. Will you please give this dear boy a soft place to land. If you foster, the rescue that pulls will pay all medical, you add love and support. Aladdin is the sweetest thing – doesn’t he deserve a chance to live, be happy, and finally – be loved? Message our page for assistance – hurry please. A volunteer writes: I can show you the world…Or the perfect pup! You don’t need a magic carpet ride to find shining, shimmering, splendor. You just need to head to Manhattan ACC and meet our resident prince of hearts Aladdin! At 7 years-young this silver-coated cutie is about as lovely and sweet as they come, whether it’s trotting along happily beside you on a walk, nuzzling his beloved tennis ball, or sitting and smiling for a treat! Aladdin arrived to us quite underweight but this heartthrob has been gaining weight as steadily as he has admirers and now is looking absolutely #swoon. And have I mentioned those ears?! One up, one down, one left, one right, if you can decide which way you love Aladdin’s ears the most – don’t worry! They change direction all the time like the wind! Wonderful Aladdin is playful, attentive, and bright, and can sometimes be over-eager with his treats, so might benefit from a quick brush-up on his manners. You don’t need a magic carpet or even a genie in a bottle to find your fairytale ending. Just come meet our Aladdin today. Aladdin is waiting in adoptions at Manhattan ACC MY MOVIES: Aladdin is ready for a whole new world <3 https://youtu.be/XpQbIiF4LGg Aladdin and Krystal in Playgroup https://youtu.be/SDo2pAhtDdo ALADDIN, ID# 71143, 7 yrs old, 38.6 lbs, Unaltered Male Manhattan ACC, Large Mixed Breed, Gray Found Stray Shelter Assessment Rating: LEVEL 2 No young children (under 5) Recommend no dog parks Medical Behavior Rating: BEHAVIOR NOTES Means of surrender (length of time in previous home): Stray Behavior toward strangers: friendly, seeks attention, jumps up SAFER ASSESSMENT: Date of assessment: 5-Aug-2019 Summary: Leash Walking Strength and pulling: Light Reactivity to humans: None Reactivity to dogs: None Leash walking comments: None Sociability Loose in room (15-20 seconds): Highly social Call over: Approaches readily Sociability comments: Body soft, jumps up, stays by assessor Handling Soft handling: Seeks contact Exuberant handling: Seeks contact Handling comments: Body soft, leans into pets Arousal Jog: Follows (loose) Arousal comments: None Knock: Approaches (loose) Knock Comments: None Toy: Growls Toy comments: None PLAYGROUP NOTES - DOG TO DOG SUMMARIES: Aladdin initially displayed some interest in greeting select dogs in the care center. He has recently displayed some reactivity when greeting others dogs (growls, barks). Due to this selectivity, a dog park environment is not recommended for Aladdin. Future introductions to dogs should be monitored closely and conducted on a one-on one basis. 8/6: When introduced off leash to the female greeter dog, Aladdin is soft and appropriate when greeting. He remains interested in re-approaching. 8/7-8/9: Aladdin approaches and greets female dogs politely. 8/11: Aladdin is more playful when greeting other dogs today. 8/12: Aladdin ignores the helper dog. He is fixated on growling and barking at dogs passing through the yard. FUN FACTS: INTAKE BEHAVIOR: Date of intake: 1-Aug-2019 Summary: loose body, friendly, allowed all handling MEDICAL BEHAVIOR: ENERGY LEVEL: We have no history on Aladdin so we cannot be certain of his behavior in a home environment. At the care center, he displays a medium level of activity. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION: Level 2 Behavior Asilomar TM - Treatable-Manageable Recommendations: No young children (under 5) Recommend no dog parks Recommendations comments: No young children: Due to resource guarding seen on his behavior assessment (growling when the toy he was in possession of was touched), we recommend a home without young children. No dog parks: See dog-dog. Potential challenges: Resource guarding Potential challenges comments: Resource guarding: Aladdin growled when the toy he was in possession of was touched during his assessment. Please see handout on Resource Guarding. MEDICAL EXAM NOTES 19-Aug-2019 Progress Exam SO BAR in kennel. Diarrhea is seen in kennel. EN -- mucoid nasal discharge A CIRDC diarrhea P proviable q24h x 5 days enrofloxacin 204mg tablet -- give 1 tablet PO q24h x 14 days doxycycline 100mg tablet -- give 1.75 tablet PO q24h x 14 days cerenia 60mg tablet -- give 1 tablet PO q24h x 4 days 6-Aug-2019 Progress Exam SO Recheck food bloat and gastritis. P is BAR and standing at front of kennel. No diarrhea has been reported. A emaciation gastritis P continue to monitor in shelter 5-Aug-2019 Progress Exam Hx: Pt presented to ACC emaciated and with severe food bloat. He was sent to outside ICU for treatment. He is returning today and should continue metronidazole. S: Energetic, runs around, pulls hard on leash, wags tail and jumps up on examiner, allows abd palpation while jumping O: BAR-H, BCS 2/9, MMs pink and moist EENT: No discharge OU, nose. PLNs: Not significantly enlarged. H/L: Eupnic, not ausculted Abd: Soft, no pain on palpation, no masses palpated, not distended! M/S/I: Amb x4. No skin lesions noted. UG: Male intact Neuro: Alert and appropriate, no sign neurological deficiencies A: Gastritis secondary to food bloat, pt recovering well. Emaciation - cause still unknown. Short-term prognosis: Good P: Metronidazole 250 mg PO BID x5 days. Monitor for diarrhea or vomiting. 2-Aug-2019 Spay-Neuter Waiver Documentation [Spay/Neuter Waiver - Temporary] Your newly adopted pet has been diagnosed with AN ILLNESS and the staff veterinarians are issuing a TEMPORARY waiver from the spay/neuter requirements of the City of NY. Follow up care at your regular veterinarian is recommended to ensure continued treatment through to the resolution of the issue. At the time of a full recovery you may choose to have your veterinarian perform the spay/neuter surgery, or make provisions to return the pet to ACC for sterilization. 1-Aug-2019 Tech Exam. Per Dr. placed 22G IVC LFL with IVF LRS @ 50 mls/hr. 1-Aug-2019 Blood Work Interpretation. Radiograph Review. Abd rads: Liver very squished cranially, Small and large intestines gas-filled and squished caudally, The majority of the abdomen is filled with the stomach, which has a stippled opacity like food and fluid. One lateral chest rad taken - chest compressed by protruding diaphragm. Bronchial pattern likely secondary to compression. CBC/chemistry - mild azotemia, no other abnormalities. Abd ultrasound - difficult to see inside mass due to high gas content. Spleen noted caudally in the abdomen. PLAN: 1. Place IVC and start IVF at 50 ml/hr. 2. Rec immediate exploratory laparotomy/gastrotomy. 1-Aug-2019 DVM Intake Exam. Estimated age: Estimated 6-10 years based on dentition and overall condition. Microchip noted on Intake? Scanned negative. History : Stray, no health hx available. Subjective: Emaciated. Stands and waits for attention, wags tail. We offered food - pt looked interested, wagged his tail and sniffed it, but ate only a mouthful and then turned away. Observed Behavior - Wags tail, allows petting and all handling. Evidence of Cruelty seen – None. Evidence of Trauma seen – None. Objective: BAR, MMs pale pink and moist, BCS 2/9, EENT: Eyes clear, AU moderate brown discharge, no erythema. No nasal or ocular discharge noted. Oral Exam: Stage 1-2 gingivitis/periodontitis, fractured maxillary canine teeth, PLN: No enlargements noted. H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic, no coughing or sneezing. ABD: Extremely firm mass taking up entire abdomen. U/G: Male intact, testicles small, soft and symmetrical. Pt urinated during exam - very concentrated, orange color. MSI: Ambulatory x 4, stands with left elbow abducted. Emaciated. Dirty fur coat. Skin free of parasites, no masses noted. CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities. Rectal: Normal externally. Pt retched and heaved after the exam - no vomit produced. Assessment: Emaciation, pt is interested in food but doesn't eat much. Concentrated urine. Suspect abd neoplasia. Prognosis: Guarded. Plan: 1. CBC/chemistry, 2. Abd rads - sedate with Dexdomitor 0.1 ml and butorphanol 0.2 ml IV. SURGERY: Temporary waiver due to illness *** TO FOSTER OR ADOPT *** HOW TO RESERVE A “TO BE KILLED” DOG ONLINE (only for those who can get to the shelter IN PERSON to complete the adoption process, and only for the dogs on the list NOT marked New Hope Rescue Only). Follow our Step by Step directions below! *PLEASE NOTE – YOU MUST USE A PC OR TABLET – PHONE RESERVES WILL NOT WORK! ** STEP 1: CLICK ON THIS RESERVE LINK: https://newhope.shelterbuddy.com/Animal/List Step 2: Go to the red menu button on the top right corner, click register and fill in your info. Step 3: Go to your email and verify account Step 4: Go back to the website, click the menu button and view available dogs Step 5: Scroll to the animal you are interested and click reserve STEP 6 ( MOST IMPORTANT STEP ): GO TO THE MENU AGAIN AND VIEW YOUR CART. THE ANIMAL SHOULD NOW BE IN YOUR CART! Step 7: Fill in your credit card info and complete transaction HOW TO FOSTER OR ADOPT IF YOU *CANNOT* GET TO THE SHELTER IN PERSON, OR IF THE DOG IS NEW HOPE RESCUE ONLY! You must live within 3 – 4 hours of NY, NJ, PA, CT, RI, DE, MD, MA, NH, VT, ME or Norther VA. Please PM our page for assistance. You will need to fill out applications with a New Hope Rescue Partner to foster or adopt a dog on the To Be Killed list, including those labelled Rescue Only. Hurry please, time is short, and the Rescues need time to process the applications.

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