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Children, Dogs, and Energy: AUMlenhattan ACC wating for Leve! TArsa trsal Good looking, friendly, very social & wiggly, seeks attention, affection & 72840 1 YEARS 4 cuddles, MONTHS OLD treat MAX URSA motivated attt TO BE KILLED – 8/24/2019 WINNING SMILE FOR A WINNING POOCH <3 Meet the life of the party, Max! A super good looking young boy who knows how to get attention. Max loves being part of a crowd, and loves playful interaction more than anything. He wears a rich black brindled coat with a vanilla chest. and socks. He arrived soft bodied, wiggly and cooperated during his assessment. Max puts 100% into everything, he makes himself known, and insists on interaction. Just over a year old, he is at the perfect age to be trained to his home's desires, his astute intellect will take him far. Sociability is effortless for this hunk, as is his knack for making people feel loved.Though Max easily makes himself at home, he is in dire need of one now that he is placed on the heartless list. MAX URSA@MANHATTAN ACC Hello, my name is Max Ursa My animal id is #72840 I am a male black brindle dog at the Manhattan Animal Care Center The shelter thinks I am about 1 years 4 months old Came into shelter as a stray 8/16/2019 Max Ursa is rescue only Max Ursa is at risk for behavioral observations. Max Ursa has displayed a low threshold for arousal and becomes easily overstimulated with the potential to tip into aggression. Max Ursa would be best suited for placement with a new hope partner that can provide the necessary behavior modification. Medically, Max Ursa seems healthy. My medical notes are... Vet Notes Medical Assistant 8/16/2019 [DVM Intake] DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: 1 Microchip noted on Intake? neg History : stray Subjective: BARH Observed Behavior - Very strong, seeks attention - wants you to pet him, jumps up for cuddles, very wiggly, food/ treat motivated Evidence of Cruelty seen -n Evidence of Trauma seen -n Objective T = P = 120 R =eup BCS= 5/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: difficult to examine well - too active - no significant calculus PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: male - 2sst, pre-scrotal area cln MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Rectal: Assessment healthy 1 yo M intact large breed dog Prognosis: good Plan: routine intake SURGERY: Okay for surgery Details on my behavior are... Behavior Condition: 1. Green Behavior Assessment Date of intake:: 8/16/2019 Spay/Neuter status:: No Means of surrender (length of time in previous home):: Stray Date of assessment:: 8/17/2019 Summary:: Leash Walking Strength and pulling: Moderate Reactivity to humans: None Reactivity to dogs: None Leash walking comments: None Sociability Loose in room (15-20 seconds): Highly social Call over: Approaches readily Sociability comments: Body soft, stays by assessor, mouths with moderate pressure Handling Soft handling: Over-aroused Exuberant handling: Over-aroused Handling comments: Body soft, jumping up, mouths with light pressure Arousal Jog: Engages in play with handler, escalates Arousal comments: Jumps up and mouths assessor then begins to growl and snaps at assessor's foot Knock: Approaches (exuberant) Knock Comments: Jumps up and mouths Toy: Grips, firm Toy comments: Body soft Date of initial:: 8/16/2019 Summary:: Soft body, jumps up, attention seeking ENERGY LEVEL:: We have no history on Max Ursa so we cannot be certain of his behavior in a home environment. However, he is a young, enthusiastic, social dog who will need daily mental and physical activity to keep him engaged and exercised. We recommend long-lasting chews, food puzzles, and hide-and-seek games, in additional to physical exercise, to positively direct his energy and enthusiasm. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION:: New Hope Only Behavior Asilomar: TM - Treatable-Manageable Recommendations:: No children (under 13),Place with a New Hope partner Recommendations comments:: No children: Due to the high level of arousal seen at the care center from Max Ursa and the potential he has shown to tip over into aggression, we recommend an adult only home. Place with a New Hope partner: Due to the high level of arousal seen at the care center from Max Ursa and the potential he has shown to tip over into aggression, we recommend placement with a New Hope partner who can provide any necessary behavior modification (force-free, positive reinforcement-based) and re-evaluate behavior in a stable home environment before placement into a permanent home. Potential challenges: : Basic manners/poor impulse control,Social hyperarousal,Mouthiness/poor bite inhibition,Low threshold for arousal Potential challenges comments:: Basic manners/poor impulse control: Max Ursa jumps up a lot on people in a social manner. Please see handout on Basic Manners. Mouthiness/poor bite inhibition: Max Ursa has displayed a high level of mouthiness at the care center, applying moderate pressure. Please see handout on Mouthiness. Low threshold for arousal: Max Ursa became quickly aroused on his assessment during the jog portion. He growled and snapped at the assessor's foot while the assessor was jogging with him. He has displayed a potential to tip over into aggression when he becomes aroused. Please see handout on Arousal. MAX URSA IS RESCUE ONLY…..TO SAVE THIS PUP YOU MUST FILL OUT APPLICATIONS WITH AT LEAST 3 NEW HOPE RESCUES. PLEASE HURRY!!! IF YOU CAN FOSTER OR ADOPT THIS PUP, PLEASE PM OUR PAGE FOR ASSISTANCE. WE CAN PROVIDE YOU WITH LINKS TO APPLICATIONS WITH NEW HOPE RESCUES WHO ARE CURRENTLY PULLING FROM THE NYC ACC. PLEASE SHARE THIS DOG FOR A HOME TO SAVE HIS LIFE.

Mom i am playing ranked right now !

Doubledipping

Legendary madlad

She doesn't even go here!

Disappointed, Jesus, and Cross: Three things wrong with this and none are biblical! Listen Men NOW! First off: Pray for the Lord to take away the fun and excitement of porn! Second: Mean it! Understand that you can’t defeat demons that you enjoy playing with! STOP! Concentrating on your problem and start concentrating on the cross. To often, a lot of ministeries will keep you focused on your addiction! Leave them! Follow Jesus and realize your salvation. These types of suggestions only leave you frustrated and disappointed. 6 לו Like Reply 8w Pray the Porn Away

This crab building a sand hut

There are normal people and then there are people who always play the victim card

Just dance together

And Fanta?

Smooooooth…….!

Hillary now accuses Tulsi Gabbard and Jill Stein of working with the Russians. Just when i thought she could not look more pathetic after rigging the DNC against Bernie and lost to Trump she surprised me.

The big sad

Another great way to piss Mike Pence off

Alive, Click, and Funny: Big Pp There are 1 or fewer people in the U.S named Big Pp. The estimates for one or both names are not absolute. There may be fewer people with this name, or none at all. Click here for more details He’s too dangerous to be left alive! It’s funny cause pp

These bottles perfectly fit into the shelves in this store

That's a chubby bear

200iq

Someone talked…

One person can move the world

Oh no

Circus monkey becomes overwhelmingly ecstatic when seeing a friend after a year of separation (happy freakout)

About the wall in Colorado …

Me and my girls

Caucasian Shepherd is the most intelligent, loving and faithful to the owner

We can't help everyone… but everyone can help someone!

Disney Sheep : LeT&#039;s BoYCoTt SonY

Monday’s mood

Birthday, Crush, and Drugs: Pick a number? THE BASICS REDDIT SEX & SEXUALITY 1 Age 25. How many followers do you have 49. Are you a virgin 2. Gender 26. Favorite subreddit 50. Has anyone seen you naked 3. Height 27. Favorite redditor 51. Have you any tattoos /piercings 4. Weight 28. Amount of time you spend on reddit 52. Have you had a same-sex experience 5. Where are you from 29. How many people have you chatted with 53. Have you ever sent a nude 54. Have you ever sexted 6. Zodiac sign 30. Last person you DM’d/Chatted 55. Have you ever kissed anyone 7. First name 31. How many subreddits do you follow 56. Am I attractive 8. Birthday 32. Do you follow any NSFW subreddits LOOKS FAVORITE THINGS SEXUAL NSFW 33. Hair style 9. Favorite color 57. Bra dick size 10. Favorite food 34. Hair color 58. Pubic hair: natural, trimmed, shaved or none Favorite music genre 11. 35. Eye color 59. Do you have any body hair 12. Favorite song 60. Guys-only: are you circumcised 36. Body type /build 13. Favorite movie 37. Ethnicity 61. How often do you masturbate 14. Favorite tv show 38. Favorite outfit 62. Last time you masturbated 63. Have you ever watched porn 15. Favorite animal 39. What are you wearing 16. Favorite thing to do 40. Type of underwear you wear 64. Ideal sexual / physical attributes 65. Favorite sexual fantasty LIFE EXPERIENCE RELATIONSHIPS 66. Turns ons / Turn offs 17. Your hobbies/sports 41 Sexuality 67. Any kinks 18. Future job /ambitions 42. Relationship status 43. Who is your crush 19. Have you drank / smoked MISC. 20. Have you done drugs 44. Celebrity crush 68. Send a selfie 45. Have you ever cheated on someone 21. Do you have any pets 70. Send me a DM/Chat message 22. Best memory 46. Ideal girlfriend/ boyfriend Ask whatever you like (can’t say no) 71. 47. Idea of a perfect date 23. Most embarrassing moment 72. Ask me one 24. Dream vacation 48. Have you asked anyone out Deku is a strong boy

Wholesome wedding

Hmm…

His partner didn't show up.

Trump adviser Roger Stone who sarcastically said "Mueller, arrest me" was today found guilty on all seven counts of lying to congress, obstruction and witness tampering in relation to the Russia probe

Seriously, got me thinking

Bored, Crush, and Love: Pick a number? LOOKS MY BODY NSFW 24. Bra/dick size 1 Ethnicity 25. Do you have any body hair 2. Hair style 26. Pubic hair. natural, trimmed, shaved or none 3. Hair color 27 Guys-only are you circumcised 4. Eye color 28. Favorite physical attribute about yourself 5. Body type/build What are you wearing 6. SEXUAL NSFW 7 Type of underwear you wear 31. Have you ever watched porn 8 3 things you love about yourself 32. Have you ever watched gay porn 33. Type of porn you watch most often RELATIONSHIPS 34. What age did you start masturbating 9. Sexuality 35. How often do you masturbate 10. Relationship stantus 36. Last time you masturbated 11 Who is your crush 37 Guys-only. Last time you were hard 12. Celebrity crush 38 Ideal sexual /physical attributes 13. Have you ever cheated on someone 39. Favorite sexual fantasty 14. Ideal girlfriend/boytriend 40. Have you ever fantasized about someone of the same-sex 15. Idea of a perfect date 16. Have you asked anyone out Turns ons/Turn offs 41. 42 Any kinks SEX& SEXUALITY 17. Are you a virgin MISC. 18. Has anyone seen you naked 19. Have you any tattoos/piercings 44. Send me a DM/Chat message 20. Have you had a same-sex experience 21. Have you ever sent a nude 46. OP.Ask me a question 22. Have you ever sexted 47. Truth or dare? 23. Have you ever kissed anyone MORE EXCITING EDITION THE REDDIT R/TEENAGERS PICK A NUMBER GAME I’m bored so why not

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