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Firefighter makes a quick decision with the cops blocking entrance to a building on fire.

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Being Alone, Beautiful, and Bones: Cheetah A shy, sweet, affectionate & broken hearted middle aged lady just wants to go back to the life she loved & lost when her parent died. Id 72225, 7 Yrs., 8 9 Lbs. of Love, Spayed & Waiting with Hope, at Brooklyn ACC TO BE KILLED – 8/22/2019 “He was my North, my South, my East and West, my working week and my Sunday rest, my noon, my midnight, my talk, my song; I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong.” — W. H. Auden Her owner died. It was that simple. And in that moment, she lost everything she had ever known, and everything she had loved and lived for. Affectionate, gentle, well behaved and sweet, this middle aged lady had known the joys of being loved, of being cherished, and of being an integral part of a family. When there were fireworks or other loud, scary noises, her parent would hold her close, cuddle her and whisper in her ear “don’t worry, honey, it will be alright” and calm her fears. When people would come to the home and she didn’t know them, she might try to flee and hide, but after a bit, and when she got to know them, she welcomed them with open paws and would play exuberantly. She liked to show off her commands, she loved to play with ropes and bones, and she adored playing in her back yard. Life was beautiful. Life was sweet. But now her life will be over, just like that of her parent, if no one will take in Cheetah and give her back her smile. Yes, she is heartbroken, and yes she is sad and confused. But in the hands of an experienced foster or adopter who can give her a calm, quiet, structured adult only home, she will be the big, sweet, silly and loving dog she has always been. Won’t you help her out? Please hurry and message our page or email us at [email protected] for assistance fostering or adopting beautiful, big hearted Cheetah. CHEETAH, ID# 72225, 7 Yrs. old, 89 lbs., Spayed Female Brooklyn ACC, Large Mixed Breed, Brown Brindle Surrender Reason: Owner Died ☹ Shelter Assessment Rating: New Hope Rescue Only Medical Behavior Rating: 3. Yellow AT RISK MEMO: Although she has shown significant improvement with certain staff, Cheetah remains highly fearful in the care center and is hesitant to interact at times. We feel she would be best set up to succeed if placed with an experienced rescue partner who can allow her to acclimate and decompress at her own pace prior to seeking permanent placement. Cheetah was diagnosed with lameness on her right front. INTAKE NOTE – DATE OF INTAKE, 8/10/2019: During intake Cheetah was growling so no handling was done. OWNER SURRENDER NOTES – BASIC INFORMATION: Cheetah is a brown brindle female dog that was surrendered to the ACC as a stray due to the fact that her owner passed away. The last time Cheetah was seen by a vet is unknown. She had lived with 2 adults. When around strangers Cheetah will hard bark and growl but once she warms up she will play with adults exuberantly. Cheetah has not spent time in the home with children so it is unknown how he will react. Cheetah has not spent time in the home with another dog in the past 4 years so it is unknown how she will react. Cheetah has not spent time in the home with cats so it is unknown how she will react. It is unknown if Cheetah guards her resources. Cheetah does not have a bite history. She is housetrained and has a medium-high energy level. Other Notes: During loud noises and fireworks Cheetah becomes nervous and she will hide. She is not bothered if she is retained pushed off the furniture or disturbed while she sleeps. She is not bothered if she is bathed or brushed. It is unknown how she will react when having her nails trimmed. If someone unfamiliar approaches her home she will hard bark growl and lunge at the fence. She will growl if someone unfamiliar approaches her family member. Cheetah has never had a medical issue and has no known medical concerns. For a New Family to Know: Owner described her as affectionate, excitable and anxious at times. When at home she likes to be in the same room as her owner. She likes to play with ropes and chew bones. She as been kept mostly indoors and she eats dry dog food. When using the bathroom she will go outside on the grass or cement. When left alone in the home she is well behaves as long as she has a rope or chew toy. When left alone in the yard she is well behaved. She has never been crated so it is unknown how she will react. She is used to playing in the yard. She knows how to sit lay down and come when called. When off the leash she will stay by your side. Additional note: Previous caretaker reported Cheetah to growl toward novel people entering the home, but would readily refocus and retreat to her bed, avoiding interacting. Cheetah will also exhibit fearful behavior when exposed to loud noises (i.e. fireworks), where she has been observed to flee and hide. SHELTER ASSESSMENT SUMMARIES: Leash Walking Strength and pulling: Mild pulling Reactivity to humans: None Reactivity to dogs: None Leash walking comments: Sociability Loose in room (15-20 seconds): Neutral-tense, tail neutral, panting, ears erect, stays near door, explores somewhat, pacing, approaches handler, leans into and accepts contact, distracted by outside noises Call over: Approaches with coaxing Sociability comments: Handling Soft handling: Neutral-tense, ears neutral, tail low, panting, leans into handler and accepts all contact Exuberant handling: Neutral-tense, ears neutral, tail low, panting, leans into handler and accepts all contact Handling comments: Continues to solicit attention from handler Arousal Jog: Follows handler, neutral, tail high Arousal comments: Knock Knock Comments: Stays near handler when assistant exits, solicits attention; No response to knock; Approaches assistant when enters, slow and wary, does not solicit attention Toy Toy comments: Minimal interest PLAYGROUP NOTES – DOG TO DOG SUMMARIES: According to her previous caretaker, Cheetah has not interacted with other dogs in over four years, so her past behavior around dogs is unknown. 8/13-8/14: When off leash at the Care Center, Cheetah is introduced to a novel male dog. She greets him at the gate with a neutral body before walking away. Once the gate is opened, Cheetah avoids the male and handlers for the duration of the session. 8/15: Cheetah was introduced to a novel female dog today. Her behavior remains the same. FUN FACTS: Cheetah understands the cues for "sit," "lay down" and "come." INTAKE BEHAVIOR – Date of intake:: 8/10/2019 Summary:: Growled; No handling performed MEDICAL BEHAVIOR – Date of initial:: 8/13/2019 Summary:: Whale eyed, growled; Muzzled ENERGY LEVEL:: Cheetah has been observed to exhibit a medium level of energy during her interactions in the care center. We cannot be certain of her behavior in a home environment, but we recommend that she be provided daily mental and physical stimulation as an outlet for her energy. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION:: New Hope Only Behavior Asilomar: TM – Treatable-Manageable Recommendations:: No children (under 13),Place with a New Hope partner Recommendations comments:: No children (under 13): Due to Cheetah’s overall level of fear with the potential for defensive aggression and anxiety, we feel she would be best set up to succeed in an adult-only home at this time. Place with a New Hope partner: Although she has shown significant improvement with certain staff, Cheetah remains highly fearful in the care center and is hesitant to interact at times. We feel she would be best set up to succeed if placed with an experienced rescue partner who can allow her to acclimate and decompress at her own pace prior to seeking permanent placement. Force-free, reward based training only is advised when introducing or exposing Cheetah to new and unfamiliar situations, as well as utilizing guidance from a qualified, professional trainer/behaviorist. Potential challenges: : Fearful/potential for defensive aggression,Anxiety Potential challenges comments:: Fearful/potential for defensive aggression: Previous caretaker reported Cheetah to growl toward novel people entering the home and when approached. Although Cheetah has shown significant improvement with certain staff during her interactions in the care center, she remains overall fearful when introduced or exposed to new situations. Cheetah takes time to warm up and rapidly escalates to growling, hard barking and snapping when uncomfortable or fearful. It is advised to use a slow approach when handling Cheetah. She should never be forced to interact or approach if she is not comfortable and positive association should be paired with anything Cheetah displays fear toward. Please refer to the handout for Fearful/potential for defensive aggression. Anxiety: Cheetah exhibits anxious behavior during her interactions in the care center, where she has been observed to pant, pace and attempt to flee or seek an exit. Please refer to the handout for Generalized Anxiety. MEDICAL NOTES 8/13/2019 DVM Intake Estimated age: 7years Microchip noted on Intake? Yes History: Owner surrender Subjective: BARH, no coughing/sneezing/vomiting/diarrhea Observed behavior: Whale eye, growling. Muzzled for exam Evidence of cruelty seen: No Evidence of trauma seen: No Objective: Limited exam performed due to behavior P: WNL R: WNL BCS: 6/9 OP: Muzzled for exam EENT: Eyes, ears, and nares clear bilaterally, no discharge noted. CV: No murmurs or arrhythmias, pulses strong and synchronous. RESP: Eupneic, no crackles/wheezes GI: Soft, nonpainful, no palpable masses. UG: female spayed (reported to be spayed), no discharge. Unable to examine ventrum due to behavior INT: Good hair coat, no areas of alopecia or pruritus, no ectoparasites or masses noted. MS: Ambulatory x4 NEURO: Mentation appropriate, cranial nerves intact, no deficits noted. Assessment: Clinically healthy Prognosis: Good Plan: -Start trazodone 5 mg/kg PO q12h indefinitely Surgery: Spayed 8/15/2019 Hx: 8/13 Intake APH 8/15 Lameness on front limb noted on rounds board. Cageside exam performed due to P temperament. SO: Aprox 7 year old FS mixed breed dog, noted to be acutely lame on FRL. E/d well, no c/s/v/d. Unremarakble elimination. Showing teeth, growling and hard barking in kennel. Eyes: Unremarkable OU Ears: Unremarkable AU. Nasal Cavity: No nasal discharge Lungs: Eupneic U/G: Normal external genitalia. No discharge. Musculoskeletal: Ambulatory x 4 with front right limb lameness/toe touching appreciated. No obvious swelling appreciated. BCS = 7/9 Neuro: Appropriate mentation. Rectal: Not performed. Externally normal. A: FRL lameness r/o sprain vs strain vs arthritis vs other Plan: Continue to monitor at BACC Continue trazodone 5mg/kg PO BID Start Rimadyl 4.4mg/kg PO SID x 7 days, reassess lameness 8/22, consider rads if no improvement * TO FOSTER OR ADOPT * CHEETAH IS RESCUE ONLY. You must fill out applications with New Hope Rescues to foster or adopt her. She cannot be reserved online at the ACC ARL, nor can she be direct adopted at the shelter. PLEASE HURRY AND MESSAGE OUR PAGE FOR ASSISTANCE!

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Ok, I understand that we don't need to have a "superior" race, and maybe it's not necessary to have human races at all (people would have unnecessary arguments), but it kinda feels like sticking your head into sand and ignoring biology and science when you just deny they exist..

Quiz time for the activists

When Disney Would Make a Real Action Beetlejuice Movie

They're human too

What the heck happened to the Republicans?

Aladdin, Bones, and Children: ALADDIN Super sweet, stoic, brave. patient & affectionate, he waits with hope for the care & vetting he so urgently needs. Please help him! Id 71143, 7 Yrs., 38 lbs., Skin, bones & all heart, Begging for your love & help at the Manhattan ACC TO BE KILLED 8/27/19 Aladdin is not doing well and needs help! $1,000 STIPEND Aladdin will show you the world, You don’t need a magic carpet ride to find shining, shimmering, splendor @ MACC * A $1000 stipend will be offered to the New Hope partner that pulls Aladdin #71143.* He stands and waits for attention, patiently, and he wags his tail. ALADDIN is so brave and stoic as he smiles through his pain, eager for love, asking for nothing but care and human kindness. His life has not been the happiest, but even after 7 years of neglect, he still dreams that somehow, some way, someone will see him for the treasure he is and pick him, will love him, and will make him whole again. He has so much heart. He is love personified. But he desperately needs a foster or adopter ASAP so he can get the vetting he needs. Aladdin needs a gastrostomy so he can get the nutrition he needs to not lose further weight (he is so emaciated), and he also needs a laparotomy so there can be a more comprehensive analysis of his abdominal cavity and organs because the ultrasound they gave him was not able to diagnose the source of his medical condition. Will you please give this dear boy a soft place to land. If you foster, the rescue that pulls will pay all medical, you add love and support. Aladdin is the sweetest thing – doesn’t he deserve a chance to live, be happy, and finally – be loved? Message our page for assistance – hurry please. A volunteer writes: I can show you the world…Or the perfect pup! You don’t need a magic carpet ride to find shining, shimmering, splendor. You just need to head to Manhattan ACC and meet our resident prince of hearts Aladdin! At 7 years-young this silver-coated cutie is about as lovely and sweet as they come, whether it’s trotting along happily beside you on a walk, nuzzling his beloved tennis ball, or sitting and smiling for a treat! Aladdin arrived to us quite underweight but this heartthrob has been gaining weight as steadily as he has admirers and now is looking absolutely #swoon. And have I mentioned those ears?! One up, one down, one left, one right, if you can decide which way you love Aladdin’s ears the most – don’t worry! They change direction all the time like the wind! Wonderful Aladdin is playful, attentive, and bright, and can sometimes be over-eager with his treats, so might benefit from a quick brush-up on his manners. You don’t need a magic carpet or even a genie in a bottle to find your fairytale ending. Just come meet our Aladdin today. Aladdin is waiting in adoptions at Manhattan ACC MY MOVIES: Aladdin is ready for a whole new world <3 https://youtu.be/XpQbIiF4LGg Aladdin and Krystal in Playgroup https://youtu.be/SDo2pAhtDdo ALADDIN, ID# 71143, 7 yrs old, 38.6 lbs, Unaltered Male Manhattan ACC, Large Mixed Breed, Gray Found Stray Shelter Assessment Rating: LEVEL 2 No young children (under 5) Recommend no dog parks Medical Behavior Rating: BEHAVIOR NOTES Means of surrender (length of time in previous home): Stray Behavior toward strangers: friendly, seeks attention, jumps up SAFER ASSESSMENT: Date of assessment: 5-Aug-2019 Summary: Leash Walking Strength and pulling: Light Reactivity to humans: None Reactivity to dogs: None Leash walking comments: None Sociability Loose in room (15-20 seconds): Highly social Call over: Approaches readily Sociability comments: Body soft, jumps up, stays by assessor Handling Soft handling: Seeks contact Exuberant handling: Seeks contact Handling comments: Body soft, leans into pets Arousal Jog: Follows (loose) Arousal comments: None Knock: Approaches (loose) Knock Comments: None Toy: Growls Toy comments: None PLAYGROUP NOTES - DOG TO DOG SUMMARIES: Aladdin initially displayed some interest in greeting select dogs in the care center. He has recently displayed some reactivity when greeting others dogs (growls, barks). Due to this selectivity, a dog park environment is not recommended for Aladdin. Future introductions to dogs should be monitored closely and conducted on a one-on one basis. 8/6: When introduced off leash to the female greeter dog, Aladdin is soft and appropriate when greeting. He remains interested in re-approaching. 8/7-8/9: Aladdin approaches and greets female dogs politely. 8/11: Aladdin is more playful when greeting other dogs today. 8/12: Aladdin ignores the helper dog. He is fixated on growling and barking at dogs passing through the yard. FUN FACTS: INTAKE BEHAVIOR: Date of intake: 1-Aug-2019 Summary: loose body, friendly, allowed all handling MEDICAL BEHAVIOR: ENERGY LEVEL: We have no history on Aladdin so we cannot be certain of his behavior in a home environment. At the care center, he displays a medium level of activity. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION: Level 2 Behavior Asilomar TM - Treatable-Manageable Recommendations: No young children (under 5) Recommend no dog parks Recommendations comments: No young children: Due to resource guarding seen on his behavior assessment (growling when the toy he was in possession of was touched), we recommend a home without young children. No dog parks: See dog-dog. Potential challenges: Resource guarding Potential challenges comments: Resource guarding: Aladdin growled when the toy he was in possession of was touched during his assessment. Please see handout on Resource Guarding. MEDICAL EXAM NOTES 19-Aug-2019 Progress Exam SO BAR in kennel. Diarrhea is seen in kennel. EN -- mucoid nasal discharge A CIRDC diarrhea P proviable q24h x 5 days enrofloxacin 204mg tablet -- give 1 tablet PO q24h x 14 days doxycycline 100mg tablet -- give 1.75 tablet PO q24h x 14 days cerenia 60mg tablet -- give 1 tablet PO q24h x 4 days 6-Aug-2019 Progress Exam SO Recheck food bloat and gastritis. P is BAR and standing at front of kennel. No diarrhea has been reported. A emaciation gastritis P continue to monitor in shelter 5-Aug-2019 Progress Exam Hx: Pt presented to ACC emaciated and with severe food bloat. He was sent to outside ICU for treatment. He is returning today and should continue metronidazole. S: Energetic, runs around, pulls hard on leash, wags tail and jumps up on examiner, allows abd palpation while jumping O: BAR-H, BCS 2/9, MMs pink and moist EENT: No discharge OU, nose. PLNs: Not significantly enlarged. H/L: Eupnic, not ausculted Abd: Soft, no pain on palpation, no masses palpated, not distended! M/S/I: Amb x4. No skin lesions noted. UG: Male intact Neuro: Alert and appropriate, no sign neurological deficiencies A: Gastritis secondary to food bloat, pt recovering well. Emaciation - cause still unknown. Short-term prognosis: Good P: Metronidazole 250 mg PO BID x5 days. Monitor for diarrhea or vomiting. 2-Aug-2019 Spay-Neuter Waiver Documentation [Spay/Neuter Waiver - Temporary] Your newly adopted pet has been diagnosed with AN ILLNESS and the staff veterinarians are issuing a TEMPORARY waiver from the spay/neuter requirements of the City of NY. Follow up care at your regular veterinarian is recommended to ensure continued treatment through to the resolution of the issue. At the time of a full recovery you may choose to have your veterinarian perform the spay/neuter surgery, or make provisions to return the pet to ACC for sterilization. 1-Aug-2019 Tech Exam. Per Dr. placed 22G IVC LFL with IVF LRS @ 50 mls/hr. 1-Aug-2019 Blood Work Interpretation. Radiograph Review. Abd rads: Liver very squished cranially, Small and large intestines gas-filled and squished caudally, The majority of the abdomen is filled with the stomach, which has a stippled opacity like food and fluid. One lateral chest rad taken - chest compressed by protruding diaphragm. Bronchial pattern likely secondary to compression. CBC/chemistry - mild azotemia, no other abnormalities. Abd ultrasound - difficult to see inside mass due to high gas content. Spleen noted caudally in the abdomen. PLAN: 1. Place IVC and start IVF at 50 ml/hr. 2. Rec immediate exploratory laparotomy/gastrotomy. 1-Aug-2019 DVM Intake Exam. Estimated age: Estimated 6-10 years based on dentition and overall condition. Microchip noted on Intake? Scanned negative. History : Stray, no health hx available. Subjective: Emaciated. Stands and waits for attention, wags tail. We offered food - pt looked interested, wagged his tail and sniffed it, but ate only a mouthful and then turned away. Observed Behavior - Wags tail, allows petting and all handling. Evidence of Cruelty seen – None. Evidence of Trauma seen – None. Objective: BAR, MMs pale pink and moist, BCS 2/9, EENT: Eyes clear, AU moderate brown discharge, no erythema. No nasal or ocular discharge noted. Oral Exam: Stage 1-2 gingivitis/periodontitis, fractured maxillary canine teeth, PLN: No enlargements noted. H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic, no coughing or sneezing. ABD: Extremely firm mass taking up entire abdomen. U/G: Male intact, testicles small, soft and symmetrical. Pt urinated during exam - very concentrated, orange color. MSI: Ambulatory x 4, stands with left elbow abducted. Emaciated. Dirty fur coat. Skin free of parasites, no masses noted. CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities. Rectal: Normal externally. Pt retched and heaved after the exam - no vomit produced. Assessment: Emaciation, pt is interested in food but doesn't eat much. Concentrated urine. Suspect abd neoplasia. Prognosis: Guarded. Plan: 1. CBC/chemistry, 2. Abd rads - sedate with Dexdomitor 0.1 ml and butorphanol 0.2 ml IV. SURGERY: Temporary waiver due to illness * TO FOSTER OR ADOPT * HOW TO RESERVE A “TO BE KILLED” DOG ONLINE (only for those who can get to the shelter IN PERSON to complete the adoption process, and only for the dogs on the list NOT marked New Hope Rescue Only). Follow our Step by Step directions below! *PLEASE NOTE – YOU MUST USE A PC OR TABLET – PHONE RESERVES WILL NOT WORK! ** STEP 1: CLICK ON THIS RESERVE LINK: https://newhope.shelterbuddy.com/Animal/List Step 2: Go to the red menu button on the top right corner, click register and fill in your info. Step 3: Go to your email and verify account Step 4: Go back to the website, click the menu button and view available dogs Step 5: Scroll to the animal you are interested and click reserve STEP 6 ( MOST IMPORTANT STEP ): GO TO THE MENU AGAIN AND VIEW YOUR CART. THE ANIMAL SHOULD NOW BE IN YOUR CART! Step 7: Fill in your credit card info and complete transaction HOW TO FOSTER OR ADOPT IF YOU CANNOT GET TO THE SHELTER IN PERSON, OR IF THE DOG IS NEW HOPE RESCUE ONLY! You must live within 3 – 4 hours of NY, NJ, PA, CT, RI, DE, MD, MA, NH, VT, ME or Norther VA. Please PM our page for assistance. You will need to fill out applications with a New Hope Rescue Partner to foster or adopt a dog on the To Be Killed list, including those labelled Rescue Only. Hurry please, time is short, and the Rescues need time to process the applications.

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