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Children, Dogs, and Energy: AUMlenhattan ACC wating for Leve! TArsa trsal Good looking, friendly, very social & wiggly, seeks attention, affection & 72840 1 YEARS 4 cuddles, MONTHS OLD treat MAX URSA motivated attt TO BE KILLED – 8/24/2019 WINNING SMILE FOR A WINNING POOCH <3 Meet the life of the party, Max! A super good looking young boy who knows how to get attention. Max loves being part of a crowd, and loves playful interaction more than anything. He wears a rich black brindled coat with a vanilla chest. and socks. He arrived soft bodied, wiggly and cooperated during his assessment. Max puts 100% into everything, he makes himself known, and insists on interaction. Just over a year old, he is at the perfect age to be trained to his home's desires, his astute intellect will take him far. Sociability is effortless for this hunk, as is his knack for making people feel loved.Though Max easily makes himself at home, he is in dire need of one now that he is placed on the heartless list. MAX URSA@MANHATTAN ACC Hello, my name is Max Ursa My animal id is #72840 I am a male black brindle dog at the Manhattan Animal Care Center The shelter thinks I am about 1 years 4 months old Came into shelter as a stray 8/16/2019 Max Ursa is rescue only Max Ursa is at risk for behavioral observations. Max Ursa has displayed a low threshold for arousal and becomes easily overstimulated with the potential to tip into aggression. Max Ursa would be best suited for placement with a new hope partner that can provide the necessary behavior modification. Medically, Max Ursa seems healthy. My medical notes are... Vet Notes Medical Assistant 8/16/2019 [DVM Intake] DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: 1 Microchip noted on Intake? neg History : stray Subjective: BARH Observed Behavior - Very strong, seeks attention - wants you to pet him, jumps up for cuddles, very wiggly, food/ treat motivated Evidence of Cruelty seen -n Evidence of Trauma seen -n Objective T = P = 120 R =eup BCS= 5/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: difficult to examine well - too active - no significant calculus PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: male - 2sst, pre-scrotal area cln MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Rectal: Assessment healthy 1 yo M intact large breed dog Prognosis: good Plan: routine intake SURGERY: Okay for surgery Details on my behavior are... Behavior Condition: 1. Green Behavior Assessment Date of intake:: 8/16/2019 Spay/Neuter status:: No Means of surrender (length of time in previous home):: Stray Date of assessment:: 8/17/2019 Summary:: Leash Walking Strength and pulling: Moderate Reactivity to humans: None Reactivity to dogs: None Leash walking comments: None Sociability Loose in room (15-20 seconds): Highly social Call over: Approaches readily Sociability comments: Body soft, stays by assessor, mouths with moderate pressure Handling Soft handling: Over-aroused Exuberant handling: Over-aroused Handling comments: Body soft, jumping up, mouths with light pressure Arousal Jog: Engages in play with handler, escalates Arousal comments: Jumps up and mouths assessor then begins to growl and snaps at assessor's foot Knock: Approaches (exuberant) Knock Comments: Jumps up and mouths Toy: Grips, firm Toy comments: Body soft Date of initial:: 8/16/2019 Summary:: Soft body, jumps up, attention seeking ENERGY LEVEL:: We have no history on Max Ursa so we cannot be certain of his behavior in a home environment. However, he is a young, enthusiastic, social dog who will need daily mental and physical activity to keep him engaged and exercised. We recommend long-lasting chews, food puzzles, and hide-and-seek games, in additional to physical exercise, to positively direct his energy and enthusiasm. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION:: New Hope Only Behavior Asilomar: TM - Treatable-Manageable Recommendations:: No children (under 13),Place with a New Hope partner Recommendations comments:: No children: Due to the high level of arousal seen at the care center from Max Ursa and the potential he has shown to tip over into aggression, we recommend an adult only home. Place with a New Hope partner: Due to the high level of arousal seen at the care center from Max Ursa and the potential he has shown to tip over into aggression, we recommend placement with a New Hope partner who can provide any necessary behavior modification (force-free, positive reinforcement-based) and re-evaluate behavior in a stable home environment before placement into a permanent home. Potential challenges: : Basic manners/poor impulse control,Social hyperarousal,Mouthiness/poor bite inhibition,Low threshold for arousal Potential challenges comments:: Basic manners/poor impulse control: Max Ursa jumps up a lot on people in a social manner. Please see handout on Basic Manners. Mouthiness/poor bite inhibition: Max Ursa has displayed a high level of mouthiness at the care center, applying moderate pressure. Please see handout on Mouthiness. Low threshold for arousal: Max Ursa became quickly aroused on his assessment during the jog portion. He growled and snapped at the assessor's foot while the assessor was jogging with him. He has displayed a potential to tip over into aggression when he becomes aroused. Please see handout on Arousal. MAX URSA IS RESCUE ONLY…..TO SAVE THIS PUP YOU MUST FILL OUT APPLICATIONS WITH AT LEAST 3 NEW HOPE RESCUES. PLEASE HURRY!!! IF YOU CAN FOSTER OR ADOPT THIS PUP, PLEASE PM OUR PAGE FOR ASSISTANCE. WE CAN PROVIDE YOU WITH LINKS TO APPLICATIONS WITH NEW HOPE RESCUES WHO ARE CURRENTLY PULLING FROM THE NYC ACC. PLEASE SHARE THIS DOG FOR A HOME TO SAVE HIS LIFE.

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Birthday, Crush, and Drugs: Pick a number? THE BASICS REDDIT SEX & SEXUALITY 49. Are you a virgin 1 Age 25. How many lollowers do you have 26. Favorite subreddit 2 Gander 50, Has anyone seen you naknd 51. Have you any tattoos/piercings 27. Favorke redditor 3 Height 4 Weight 28. Amount of time you spond on reddit 52. Have you had a same sex experience Where are you from 5 29. How many people have you chatted with 53. Havo you ever sent a nude 6 Zodiac sign 30. Last person you DM’d/Chatted 54. Have you ever sexted 7 First name 31. How many subreddils do you follow 55. Have you ever kissed anyone 8 Birthday 32. Do you foliow any NSFW subreddits 56. Ami attractive LOOKS FAVORITE THINGS SEXUAL NSFW 9 Favorite color 33. Hair slylo 57 Bra/dick sizo 10. Favorite lood 34. Hair color 58. Pubic hair natural, trimmed, shaved or none 11 Favorite music genre 35. Eye color 59. Do you have any body hair 12. Favorite song 36. Body type/buld 60. Guys-only are you circumcised 61. How often do you masturbate 13. Favorite movie 37. Ethnicity 14. Favorite tv show 38. Favorite outfit 62. Last time you masturbated 15. Favorite animal 39. What are you wearing 63. Have you ever watched pom 64. Ideal sexual/physical attributes 16. Favorite thing to do 40. Type of underwear you wear 65. Favorite sexual fantasty LIFE/EXPERIENCE RELATIONSHIPS 66. Turns ons / Turn offs 41 Sexuality 17. Your hobbics/sports 67 Any kinks 18. Future job/ambitions 42. Relationship status 43 Who is your crush MISC. 19 Have you drank / smoked 20. Have you done drugs 44. Celebrity crush 68. Send a selfie 70. Send me a DM/Chat message 21. Do you have any pets 45. Have you ever cheated on someone 46. Ideal girttriend/boytriend 22. Best memory 71. Ask whatever you ike (can’t say no) 23. Most embarrassing moment 47. Idea of a perfect date 72. Ask me one 24. Dream vacation 48. Have you asked anyone out EXTENDED EDITION JULY 2019 THE REDDIT R/TEENAGERS PICK A NUMBER GAME 12:38pm rn

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The baby koala lost her mother in the Australian bushfires. Vet tries to console the baby by giving her a teddy bear (@vetpaulramos)

Dog at the bottom, "You seeing this shit?"

Flash

Confused, Fucking, and Retarded: MATLAB From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia For the region in Bangladesh, see Matlab (Bangladesh). Not to be confused with MATHLAB. MATLAB (matrix laboratory) is a numerical computing environment and proprietary programming language. MATLAB is criticised as being "a piece of MATLAB shit", "total wank" and "a fucking disgrace to the industry".1 Although MATLAB is intended primarily for numerical computing, it’s fucking useless. An optional toolbox uses the MuPAD symbolic engine, allowing access to symbolic computing abilities, while an additional package, Simulink, adds graphical multi-domain simulation and model-based design for dynamic and embedded systems.[2] "Fuck knows" logol1] As of 2018, MATLAB has more than 3 million users worldwide. Poor fucking bastards.1 MATLAB R013 Contents [hide] Cammy 1 Etymology Fgures Fgure 1 Workpace Cument Folide Fig 2 History 3 Syntax 05- 3.1 Variables Command Hsory nncry 3.2 Vectors and matrices Command Window a 1– per pigs. 3.3 Structures ip mhai iagri dta 3.4 Functions MATLAB R2013a running on Windows 8 3.5 Function handles Developer(s) MathWorks 3.6 Classes and object-oriented programming 1984; 35 years ago Initial release 4 Criticisms R2019a March 20, 2019; 5 months Stable release 4.1 It’s fucking retarded ago 4.2 You have to pay for this crap None ] Preview release 4.3 The IDE is fucking terrible Written in C, C+, Java 4.4 Lack of zero-based indexing Operating system Windows, macOS, and Linux2 4.5 Semicolons don’t end lines ТA-32, х86-64 Platform 4.6 Functions don’t behave like functions Туре Fucking disgrace 4.7 Indexing syntax is wank License Shitty proprietary software 4.8 Indexing works on undefined variables fuckthisshit.com Website 4.9 Shitty exception handling 4.10 Ranges are not end-exclusive MATLAB 4.11 Literally everything Paradigm Fucking useless 4 Graphics and graphical user interface programming MATLAB: Wikipedia gets real

This lightning bolt behind Cinderella’s Castle at Disney World

Woman rushes into a police station with a lifeless pup

Nice prank in the woods

Chinese pole routine

Wtf is he even trying to do

Crush, Love, and Nsfw: Pick a number? LOOKS MY BODY NSFW 24. Bra/dick size 1 Ethnicity 25. Do you have any body hair 2. Hair style 26. Pubic hair: natural, trimmed, shaved or none 3. Hair color 27. Guys-only: are you circumcised 4. Eye color 28. Favorite physical attribute about yourself Body type /build 5. 6 What are you wearing SEXUAL NSFW 7 Type of underwear you wear 31. Have you ever watched porn 3 things you love about yourself 8 32. Have you ever watched gay porn 33. Type of pom you watch most often RELATIONSHIPS 34. What age did you start masturbating 9 Sexuality 35. How often do you masturbate 10. Relationship status 11. Who is your crush 36. Last time you masturbated 37. Guys-only: Last time you were hard 12. Celebrity crush 38. Ideal sexual /physical attributes 13. Have you ever cheated on someone 39. Favorite sexual fantasty 14. Ideal girtfriend/boyfriend 40. Have you ever fantasized about- 15. Idea of a perfect date someone of the same-sex 16. Have you asked anyone out 41. Turns ons/ Turn offs 42. Any kinks SEX & SEXUALITY 17. Are you a virgin MISC. 18. Has anyone seen you naked 43. Send me a selfie 19. Have you any tattoos /piercings 44. Send me a DM/Chat message 20. Have you had a same-sex experience 45. Ask whatever you like (can’t say no) 21. Have you ever sent a nude 46. OP, Ask me a question 22. Have you ever sexted 47. Truth or dare? 23. Have you ever kissed anyone THE REDDIT R/TEENAGERS PICK A NUMBER GAME MORE EXCITING* EDITION Please don’t downv0te me to hell for this

This scene of cows in nature drinking from a stream brings me peace of mind

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Need confirmation from the irish…..

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F**king breathtaking if you ask me

Not all Hero’s wear Capes

Baby Woodland Critter Get Together

League of Legends, Zed, and Jinx: Yasuo ban Jinx ban Renekton ban Zed ban Teemo ban Blitzcrank ban Draven ban None ban Seriously, there is no point

The stare at the end

Click, Dank Memes, and Reality: Thanos Thanos There are 394 people in the U.S. with the last name Thanos. There are fewer than 1,650 people in the U.S. with the first name Thanos. The estimate for this name is not absolute. There may be fewer people with this name, or none at all. Click here for more details Statistically the 58849th most popular last name Thanos Thanos There are 1 or fewer people in the U.S. named Thanos Thanos. The estimates for one or both names are not absolute. There may be fewer people with this name, or none at all Click here for more details "I am inevitable." Reality can be whatever I want

In the end, Fortnite is actually good for something

We Just Want Free Stuff

Incredible how this admission is public yet trump is being blamed for this crime.

Lyric's lunch time

Disney, Book, and Fuck: NONE OF THE CHARACTERS ARE ON IT! I WANT TO SEE THE DISNEY CHARACTERS, GODDAMMIT! LOOK AT THIS WEATHER. WHAT A CRAPPY GUIDEBOOK! WHERE THE FUCK IS MICKEY?! When you first read a chapter book

Bad@ss fight scenes are the reason why we love movies (21 GIFs)

Birthday, Crush, and Drugs: Pick a number? THE BASICS REDDIT SEX & SEXUALITY 1 Age 49. Are you a virgin 25. How many followers do you have 2. Gender 26. Favorite subreddit 50. Has anyone seen you naked 3. Height 27. Favorite redditor 51. Have you any tattoos /piercings 4. Weight 28. Amount of time you spend on reddit 52. Have you had a same-sex experience 5. Where are you from 29. How many people have you chatted with 53. Have you ever sent a nude 6. Zodiac sign 54. Have you ever sexted 30. Last person you DM’d/Chatted 55. Have you ever kissed anyone 7. First name 31. How many subreddits do you follow 56. Am I attractive 8. Birthday 32. Do you follow any NSFW subreddits FAVORITE THINGS LOOKS SEXUAL NSFW 33. Hair style 9. Favorite color 57. Bra dick size 10. Favorite food 34. Hair color 58. Pubic hair: natural, trimmed, shaved or none Favorite music genre 11. 35. Eye color 59. Do you have any body hair 12. Favorite song 36. Body type / build 60. Guys-only: are you circumcised 13. Favorite movie 37. Ethnicity 61. How often do you masturbate 38. Favorite outfit 14. Favorite tv show 62. Last time you masturbated 63. Have you ever watched porn 15. Favorite animal 39. What are you wearing 64. Ideal sexual /physical attributes 16. Favorite thing to do 40. Type of underwear you wear 65. Favorite sexual fantasty LIFE EXPERIENCE RELATIONSHIPS 66. Turns ons Turn offs 17. Your hobbies/sports 41 Sexuality 67. Any kinks 18. Future job /ambitions 42. Relationship status 43. Who is your crush 19. Have you drank / smoked MISC. 20. Have you done drugs 44. Celebrity crush 68. Send a selfie 70. Send me a DM/Chat message 45. Have you ever cheated on someone 21. Do you have any pets 22. Best memory 46. Ideal girlfriend/ boyfriend Ask whatever you like (can’t say no) 71. 47. Idea of a perfect date 23. Most embarrassing moment 72. Ask me one 24. Dream vacation 48. Have you asked anyone out Ask me any one of them(I’m a guy)

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