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"F" to that man with a wheelchair. He had not chance

It's more frightening when it opens

This guy making a miniature detailed dagger from bolts

Dont sue me

From Tosh's "People Pleaser".

Capitalism is the bestest thing ever

Yesterday, nearly 2 million people joined in Chile's biggest protest ever in our history, for a life worth living. The message on the building stands for "United".

Yonshakudama, a 420kg fireworks shell with a diameter of 1.2m

Ass, Shopping, and Trash: RP SHOPPING CAN BE FUN STEMS EDS FS.COM/DUDEHES First of all, yes I have gold. I kill Mummies n’ Dragons older than this whole gad dang town. Second, I want REAL potions. None of that cheap dang alchemy trash or basic healing potion from the "Player’s Handbook." I got enough Platinum in my haversack to put yer entire economy on its ass, I tell you what. e c o n o m y -Law

Babies first ice cream

Paris Agreement and Health Care isn't cheap. Time to raise some taxes!

Its like a symphony .

Europe is gone. Past it's tipping point. First they go for freedom of speech and then they go for the jugular

AV-8B Harrier II

How to Protect Your Coastlines 101: A FLIP Fluid Simulation

How the Grinch stole donuts

Thunders in Egypt today

Is this what you hear at the gates of Heaven ?

South Park creators issue an apology after their show gets banned in China.

Hello darkness..

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Shaquille O'Neal Back Daryl Morey Over 'Stand with HK' Tweet

Best Friend, Cats, and Children: At Manhattan ACC waiting for LOVE 72755 4 years old, 61 lbs MUFFIN Cute, friendly, tail waggy, loves good company good leash walker, a little chunky but that’s just more to love, housetrained SPAYED! TO BE KILLED – 8/31/2019 OUT OF TIME 🙁 HOPING FOR A HERO AT MANHATTAN ACC. A volunteer writes: Who does not like muffins? They are served on all occasions because they are everyone’s favorite treats! Our Muffin is no exception! Come and meet her and you will see how friendly and welcoming she is, wagging her tail, making sweet eyes at you, wiggling her little hippo’s ears and giving you that big engaging smile! She is the cutest, a well dressed dumpling, happy to be in company, coming when called, sitting on command and for treats and loving caresses. A great walker she is, oblivious to other dogs around us as we cuddle on a bench. Muffin is at the Manhattan Care Center, hoping to melt your heart and be your forever best friend MY MOVIE: Muffin is a Love https://youtu.be/H4jx_bQ24pU MUFFIN@MANHATTAN ACC Hello, my name is Muffin My animal id is #72755 I am a desexed female gray dog at the Manhattan Animal Care Center The shelter thinks I am about 4 years old, 61 lbs Came into shelter as owner surrender 8/15/2019 Reason stated – domestic violence Muffin is at risk due to medical and behavior conditions. Muffin has been diagnosed with Canine Infectious Respiratory Disease Complex which is contagious to to other dogs and will likely require in home care for recovery. She also has presented with some fearful behaviors, barrier frustration and has a history of resource guarding. We recommend she go to an adult only environment with some previous dog experience. My medical notes are… Weight: 61.4 lbs Vet Notes 8/15/2019 DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: 4y reported by owner exam agrees Microchip noted on Intake? yes History : Owner surrender due to personal circumstance Subjective: BAR Observed Behavior – Allowed all handling, but soft growl throughout exam. No snapping or barking. Evidence of Cruelty seen -no Evidence of Trauma seen -no Objective T = P =wnl R =wnl BCS 6/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears mild brown waxy material, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: no oral exam due to behavior, muzzled for exam PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: female spayed, green linear tattoo MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate – no signs of neurologic abnormalities Rectal: normal external Assessment: mild otitis overweight Prognosis: good Plan: intake tasks SURGERY: spayed 8/17/2019 SO BAR in kennel. P is hard barking at kennel front. EN — serous nasal discharge, sneezing A CIRDC P doxycycline 100mg tablet — give 2.75 tablet PO q24h x 14 days enrofloxacin 204mg tablet — give 1.5 tablet PO q24h x 14 days cerenia 60mg tablet — give 0.5 tablet PO q24h x 4 days 8/24/2019 SO Recheck CIRDC day 7 BAR at front of kennel barking EN — eyes are clear. serous nasal discharge and sniffling. A CIRDC P continue to monitor recheck in 3 days 8/27/2019 SO Recheck CIRDC day 11. BAR in kennel. EN — eyes are clear. serous nasal discharge present A CIRDC P continue on current tx plan Details on my behavior are… Behavior Condition: 3. Yellow Behavior History Behavior Assessment Muffin allowed all handling during the intake process. She allowed the counselor to pet her and collar her and held a loose and wiggly body with a wagging tail. Date of Intake: 8/17/2019 Spay/Neuter Status: Spayed Basic Information:: Muffin is a spayed adult female dog. She is a medium mixed breed and came into the shelter as an owner surrender. Previously lived with:: 2 adults. How is this dog around strangers?: Muffin seems tense around strangers, but the previous owner stated that with a slow approach, she begins to warm up and is friendly and excitable. How is this dog around children?: This was not observed in the previous home. How is this dog around other dogs?: The previous owner stated that when Muffin sees other dogs, she will bark at them in passing. The previous owner stated that she very rarely let her interact with other dogs, so her intentions are unknown. How is this dog around cats?: This was not observed in the previous home. Resource guarding:: Muffin is a known resource guarder and will bark, and snap when her toys and food are touched while she is actively using them. Bite history:: No bite history Housetrained:: Yes Energy level/descriptors:: medium / high Has this dog ever had any medical issues?: No Date of intake:: 8/15/2019 Spay/Neuter status:: Yes Means of surrender (length of time in previous home):: Owner surrender Previously lived with:: Adults Behavior toward strangers:: Tense at first, warms up and is friendly with time Behavior toward dogs:: Barks when she passes them Resource guarding:: Yes, Muffin barks and snaps if food or toys are touched Bite history:: None reported Housetrained:: Yes Energy level/descriptors:: Muffin is described as having a medium-high level of activity. Date of assessment:: 8/20/2019 Summary:: Leash Walking Strength and pulling: Moderate Reactivity to humans: None Reactivity to dogs: Inconclusive Leash walking comments: None Sociability Loose in room (15-20 seconds): Highly social Call over: Approaches readily Sociability comments: Handling Soft handling: Tolerates contact Exuberant handling: Tolerates contact Handling comments: Lip licking, whale eyed Arousal Jog: Follows (loose) Arousal comments: None Knock: Approaches (loose) Knock Comments: None Toy: Tense, hovers Toy comments: Body tense Date of intake:: 8/15/2019 Summary:: Loose body, allowed handling Date of initial:: 8/15/2019 Summary:: Allowed all handling though growled during examination ENERGY LEVEL:: Muffin is described as having a medium-high level of activity. We recommend long-lasting chews, food puzzles, and hide-and-seek games, in additional to physical exercise, to positively direct her energy and enthusiasm. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION:: Level 3 Behavior Asilomar: TM – Treatable-Manageable Recommendations:: No children (under 13) Recommendations comments:: No children: Due to the severity of the resource guarding reported in Muffin’s previous home, growling and snapping when her toys and food are touched, we recommend an adult-only home. Potential challenges: : Resource guarding,Fearful,On-leash reactivity/barrier frustration Potential challenges comments:: Resource guarding: Muffin is reported to growl and snap over food and toys, please see handout on Resource guarding. Fearful: Muffin is reported to be tense around new people and has been fearful at the care center, warming up over time. Please see handout on Decompression Period. On-leash reactivity/barrier frustration: Muffin is reported to bark at dogs when she passes them. Please see handout on On-leash reactivity/barrier frustration. *** TO FOSTER OR ADOPT *** HOW TO RESERVE A “TO BE KILLED” DOG ONLINE (only for those who can get to the shelter IN PERSON to complete the adoption process, and only for the dogs on the list NOT marked New Hope Rescue Only). Follow our Step by Step directions below! *PLEASE NOTE – YOU MUST USE A PC OR TABLET – PHONE RESERVES WILL NOT WORK! ** STEP 1: CLICK ON THIS RESERVE LINK: https://newhope.shelterbuddy.com/Animal/List Step 2: Go to the red menu button on the top right corner, click register and fill in your info. Step 3: Go to your email and verify account Step 4: Go back to the website, click the menu button and view available dogs Step 5: Scroll to the animal you are interested and click reserve STEP 6 ( MOST IMPORTANT STEP ): GO TO THE MENU AGAIN AND VIEW YOUR CART. THE ANIMAL SHOULD NOW BE IN YOUR CART! Step 7: Fill in your credit card info and complete transaction HOW TO FOSTER OR ADOPT IF YOU *CANNOT* GET TO THE SHELTER IN PERSON, OR IF THE DOG IS NEW HOPE RESCUE ONLY! You must live within 3 – 4 hours of NY, NJ, PA, CT, RI, DE, MD, MA, NH, VT, ME or Norther VA. Please PM our page for assistance. You will need to fill out applications with a New Hope Rescue Partner to foster or adopt a dog on the To Be Killed list, including those labelled Rescue Only. Hurry please, time is short, and the Rescues need time to process the applications.

Birthday, Crush, and Drugs: Pick a number? THE BASICS REDDIT SEX & SEXUALITY 49. Are you a virgin 1 Age 25. How many lollowers do you have 26. Favorite subreddit 2 Gander 50, Has anyone seen you naknd 51. Have you any tattoos/piercings 27. Favorke redditor 3 Height 4 Weight 28. Amount of time you spond on reddit 52. Have you had a same sex experience Where are you from 5 29. How many people have you chatted with 53. Havo you ever sent a nude 6 Zodiac sign 30. Last person you DM’d/Chatted 54. Have you ever sexted 7 First name 31. How many subreddils do you follow 55. Have you ever kissed anyone 8 Birthday 32. Do you foliow any NSFW subreddits 56. Ami attractive LOOKS FAVORITE THINGS SEXUAL NSFW 9 Favorite color 33. Hair slylo 57 Bra/dick sizo 10. Favorite lood 34. Hair color 58. Pubic hair natural, trimmed, shaved or none 11 Favorite music genre 35. Eye color 59. Do you have any body hair 12. Favorite song 36. Body type/buld 60. Guys-only are you circumcised 61. How often do you masturbate 13. Favorite movie 37. Ethnicity 14. Favorite tv show 38. Favorite outfit 62. Last time you masturbated 15. Favorite animal 39. What are you wearing 63. Have you ever watched pom 64. Ideal sexual/physical attributes 16. Favorite thing to do 40. Type of underwear you wear 65. Favorite sexual fantasty LIFE/EXPERIENCE RELATIONSHIPS 66. Turns ons / Turn offs 41 Sexuality 17. Your hobbics/sports 67 Any kinks 18. Future job/ambitions 42. Relationship status 43 Who is your crush MISC. 19 Have you drank / smoked 20. Have you done drugs 44. Celebrity crush 68. Send a selfie 70. Send me a DM/Chat message 21. Do you have any pets 45. Have you ever cheated on someone 46. Ideal girttriend/boytriend 22. Best memory 71. Ask whatever you ike (can’t say no) 23. Most embarrassing moment 47. Idea of a perfect date 72. Ask me one 24. Dream vacation 48. Have you asked anyone out EXTENDED EDITION JULY 2019 THE REDDIT R/TEENAGERS PICK A NUMBER GAME 12:38pm rn

Africa, Asian, and Chicago: A Tale of Two Cities: Chicago IL Houston TX 2.7 million Population 2.15 million $ 38,600 Median Household Income $37,000 Africa-American 24.0% 39% Hispanic 30% 44% Asian 6% 6% Non-Hispanic White 29% 26% Both cities are quite similar in population Employees in the Police force: 13,500 5.318 Concealed carry legal? No yes Number of dedicated gun stores 184 none Number of other places selling guns 1500 none Homicides 2012 1,806 207 Homicides per 10o thousand 38,4 9,6 Please explain again how less guns and more police makes society more safe? Because the only difference between Chicago and Houston is guns, Gran

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Blood types.

Bad, Dude, and Funny: damaramegido: lunar-lavender jumpingoffthewalls space-transgressor spanishskulduggery lalexicographe whosaprettypolyglot lingasms commandervimes lingasms i say we start a meme where we take jokes that don’t work in other languages and translate them without explanation maybe only tagging with the original language and confuse the heck out of everyone on tumblr who’s not in on the meme like in italian we say "prince light blue" (prince azzurro) instead of "prince charming and i just saw a joke that in english would be f you can’t find your prince charming, the solution is to take a random dude from the street and paint him what’s the difference between a stapler and a sewing machine? a stapler staples and a sewing machine doesn’t i take it back, these are still funny in a completely different way #what does the king of the spiders do? he reigns #1 forget how to say it in French but it’s still my favourite joke this was one of mine omg it’s one of my favourite ones ive ever made ever What’s the strongest cake in the world? Mike Cake What do you call a fish that’s a thief? A sea bass. What’s the difference between a cow and sheet metal ? None, both of them have milk What did the mother fish say to the baby fish? Nothing The guest next to me really likes persimmons (I cheated a bit, it’s a tongue twister.) What did the cat say to his injured friend? "Meow (via no-perks-in-being-a-homestuck-d Heard about the painter who lived in a bad place?

If you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted, would you capture it or just let it slip?

Ironic, Cracked, and Time: Gamer headset: on. Knuckles: cracked Girlfriend: none Yep…it’s gamer time Posted on a non ironic ‘gamer’ insta page

When you level up and get a new perk

I'm the one who knocks……….your mom

Community, Honeymoon, and Love: ah,yes. enslaved moisture. None of us asked Felix to film the honeymoon, but he still did because he loves us and loves creating content for you and me! This post goes out to one of the few creators that loves their community endlessly through thick and thin. We love and appreciate you Felix ❤️

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