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This is what I call being smart

Offended AF by this

Robber definitely didn’t plan well

Everyday objects zoomed in is oddly satisfying.

10 foot snake

Dumbass OP

Seriously, got me thinking

Being Alone, Birthday, and Drinking: AM S ACK AGED NOR 0 Fae 8-VITAMINS kca Cola CHERRY O CALORIES PER BOTTLE zero SUGAR BRE COLA CHERRY FLAVORED&OTHER NATURAL FLAVORS 20 FL 0Z 1.25 PT) 591 ml KENTUCKY STRAIGHT BOURBON WHISKEY JIMBEAM JIM E & SPIRT 1795 GRNATIONAL IWSC WOR RAT BLACK EXTRA-AGED TROPHY 2016 AWARD BOURBON- Sames Beam NONE CENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATURE 750 mL 43% ALC/VOL (86 PROOF) PETITON QUALITN BEAM SINCE AR It’s my birthday and I’m drinking alone on my day off. AMA

Congratulations Kentucky… now do Moscow Mitch

About the wall in Colorado …

Can your cat do that

Farmers in South Africa are getting serious about security

Children, Dogs, and Energy: AUMlenhattan ACC wating for Leve! TArsa trsal Good looking, friendly, very social & wiggly, seeks attention, affection & 72840 1 YEARS 4 cuddles, MONTHS OLD treat MAX URSA motivated attt TO BE KILLED – 8/24/2019 WINNING SMILE FOR A WINNING POOCH <3 Meet the life of the party, Max! A super good looking young boy who knows how to get attention. Max loves being part of a crowd, and loves playful interaction more than anything. He wears a rich black brindled coat with a vanilla chest. and socks. He arrived soft bodied, wiggly and cooperated during his assessment. Max puts 100% into everything, he makes himself known, and insists on interaction. Just over a year old, he is at the perfect age to be trained to his home's desires, his astute intellect will take him far. Sociability is effortless for this hunk, as is his knack for making people feel loved.Though Max easily makes himself at home, he is in dire need of one now that he is placed on the heartless list. MAX URSA@MANHATTAN ACC Hello, my name is Max Ursa My animal id is #72840 I am a male black brindle dog at the Manhattan Animal Care Center The shelter thinks I am about 1 years 4 months old Came into shelter as a stray 8/16/2019 Max Ursa is rescue only Max Ursa is at risk for behavioral observations. Max Ursa has displayed a low threshold for arousal and becomes easily overstimulated with the potential to tip into aggression. Max Ursa would be best suited for placement with a new hope partner that can provide the necessary behavior modification. Medically, Max Ursa seems healthy. My medical notes are... Vet Notes Medical Assistant 8/16/2019 [DVM Intake] DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: 1 Microchip noted on Intake? neg History : stray Subjective: BARH Observed Behavior - Very strong, seeks attention - wants you to pet him, jumps up for cuddles, very wiggly, food/ treat motivated Evidence of Cruelty seen -n Evidence of Trauma seen -n Objective T = P = 120 R =eup BCS= 5/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: difficult to examine well - too active - no significant calculus PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: male - 2sst, pre-scrotal area cln MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Rectal: Assessment healthy 1 yo M intact large breed dog Prognosis: good Plan: routine intake SURGERY: Okay for surgery Details on my behavior are... Behavior Condition: 1. Green Behavior Assessment Date of intake:: 8/16/2019 Spay/Neuter status:: No Means of surrender (length of time in previous home):: Stray Date of assessment:: 8/17/2019 Summary:: Leash Walking Strength and pulling: Moderate Reactivity to humans: None Reactivity to dogs: None Leash walking comments: None Sociability Loose in room (15-20 seconds): Highly social Call over: Approaches readily Sociability comments: Body soft, stays by assessor, mouths with moderate pressure Handling Soft handling: Over-aroused Exuberant handling: Over-aroused Handling comments: Body soft, jumping up, mouths with light pressure Arousal Jog: Engages in play with handler, escalates Arousal comments: Jumps up and mouths assessor then begins to growl and snaps at assessor's foot Knock: Approaches (exuberant) Knock Comments: Jumps up and mouths Toy: Grips, firm Toy comments: Body soft Date of initial:: 8/16/2019 Summary:: Soft body, jumps up, attention seeking ENERGY LEVEL:: We have no history on Max Ursa so we cannot be certain of his behavior in a home environment. However, he is a young, enthusiastic, social dog who will need daily mental and physical activity to keep him engaged and exercised. We recommend long-lasting chews, food puzzles, and hide-and-seek games, in additional to physical exercise, to positively direct his energy and enthusiasm. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION:: New Hope Only Behavior Asilomar: TM - Treatable-Manageable Recommendations:: No children (under 13),Place with a New Hope partner Recommendations comments:: No children: Due to the high level of arousal seen at the care center from Max Ursa and the potential he has shown to tip over into aggression, we recommend an adult only home. Place with a New Hope partner: Due to the high level of arousal seen at the care center from Max Ursa and the potential he has shown to tip over into aggression, we recommend placement with a New Hope partner who can provide any necessary behavior modification (force-free, positive reinforcement-based) and re-evaluate behavior in a stable home environment before placement into a permanent home. Potential challenges: : Basic manners/poor impulse control,Social hyperarousal,Mouthiness/poor bite inhibition,Low threshold for arousal Potential challenges comments:: Basic manners/poor impulse control: Max Ursa jumps up a lot on people in a social manner. Please see handout on Basic Manners. Mouthiness/poor bite inhibition: Max Ursa has displayed a high level of mouthiness at the care center, applying moderate pressure. Please see handout on Mouthiness. Low threshold for arousal: Max Ursa became quickly aroused on his assessment during the jog portion. He growled and snapped at the assessor's foot while the assessor was jogging with him. He has displayed a potential to tip over into aggression when he becomes aroused. Please see handout on Arousal. MAX URSA IS RESCUE ONLY…..TO SAVE THIS PUP YOU MUST FILL OUT APPLICATIONS WITH AT LEAST 3 NEW HOPE RESCUES. PLEASE HURRY!!! IF YOU CAN FOSTER OR ADOPT THIS PUP, PLEASE PM OUR PAGE FOR ASSISTANCE. WE CAN PROVIDE YOU WITH LINKS TO APPLICATIONS WITH NEW HOPE RESCUES WHO ARE CURRENTLY PULLING FROM THE NYC ACC. PLEASE SHARE THIS DOG FOR A HOME TO SAVE HIS LIFE.

Cutting metal like its butter

One of the better costumes I've seen this year.

Germany in a nutshell

If you follow god and his friends

Birthday, Bored, and Crush: Pick a number? REDDIT THE BASICS SEX & SEXUALITY 49 Are you a virgin 50. Has anyone seen you naked 51. Have you any tattoos /piercings 52. Have you had a same-sex experience 1 Age 25 How many followers do you have 26. Favorite subreddit 2. Gender 27 Favorite redditor 3 Height 4 Weight 28. Amount of time you spend on reddit 5 Where are you from 29. How many people have you chatted with 53. Have you ever sent a nude 6 Zodiac sign 30. Last person you DM’d/Chatted 54. Have you ever sexted 7 First name 31 How many subreddits do you folow 55. Have you ever kissed anyone 56. Am I attractive 8 Birthday 32. Do you follow any NSFW subreddits FAVORITE THINGS 9 Favorite color LOOKS SEXUAL NSFW 33 Hair style 57 Bra/dick size 58. Pubic hair: natural, trimmed, shaved or none 10. Favorite food 34. Hair color 11 Favorite music genre 35. Eye color 59. Do you have any body hair 12. Favorite song 36. Body type/build 60. Guys only are you circumcised 13. Favorite movie 37 Ethnicity 61 How often do you masturbate 14. Favorite tv show 38. Favorite outfit 62. Last time you masturbated 15. Favorite animal 39. What are you wearing 63 Have you ever watched porn 64. Ideal sexual/physical attributes 16. Favorite thing to do 40 Type of underwear you wear 65. Favorite sexual fantasty LIFE/EXPERIENCE RELATIONSHIPS 66. Turns ons/ Turn offs 41 Sexuality 17 Your hobbiles/sports 67 Any kinks 18. Future job / ambitions 42. Relationship status 19. Have you drank /smoked 43. Who is your crush MISC. 20. Have you done drugs 44. Celebrity crush 68. Send a selfle 21. Do you have any pets 45. Have you ever cheated on someone 70. Send me a DM/Chat message 22 Best memory 46. Ideal girtriend / boytriend 71 Ask whatever you like (can’t say no) 47 Idea of a perfect date 23. Most embarrassing moment 72. Ask me one 24 Dream vacation 48. Have you asked anyone out THE REDDIT R/TEENAGERS PICK A NUMBER GAME H EXTENDED EDITION-JULY 2019 Bored in class, I’ll be answering these for a while.

Try to avoid this

She doesn't even go here!

Business, Fight, and Insurance: OHAVE YET TO SEEA FEMINIST FIGHT FOR EQUAL AUTO INSURANCE PREMIUMS BUT THAT’S NONE OF MY BUSINESS

That's incredible

Bird grabbing a worm

That's a chubby bear

Raised by dad

Brazilian police training their officers on how to effectively maneuver a car out of a tight space

Da Vinci surgical robot

Stable Genius congratulates the wrong state on Super Bowl Victory.

Very helpful guidel

At least she tried. (not mine)

Aw geez

The look says it all

Ok then

3D printer without cpu.

Crush, Drugs, and Food: Pick a number? THE BASICS SEX & SEXUALITY 1. Age+ Gender 25. Are you a virgin 2 Height Weight 3. Where are you from 26. What are you wearing 27. Type of underwear you wear 4. Favorite color 28. Have you had a same-sex experience 5. Favorite food 29. Have you ever sent a nude 6 Favourite music genre 30. Have you ever sexted 31 Have you ever kissed anyone 7 Favorite tv show 32. Ideal looks & personality traits 8 Favorite movie SEXUAL NSFW LIFE EXPERIENCE 9 Your hobbies / sports) 33. Bra/ dick size 10. Best memory 34. Pubic hair: natural, trimmed, shaved or none 35. Guys-only: are you circumcised 11 Most embarrassing moment 12. Darkest secret 36. How often do you masturbate 13. Have you drank/smoked 37. Last time you masturbated 38. Favorite sexual fantasty 14. Have you done drugs 15. Do you have tattoos /piercings 39. Turns ons/ Turn offs 16. What is your dream vacation 40. Any kinks RELATIONSHIPS MISC. 41. Send a selfie 17 Sexuality 42. Ask whatever you like (can’t say no) 18. Relationship status 43. Answer one 19. Who is your crush yourself 20. Have you ever cheated on someone 21. Celebrity crush 22. Ideal girlfriend/boyfriend 23. Worst date 24. Idea of a perfect date THE REDDIT R/TEENAGERS PICK A NUMBER GAME V3 JUNE 2019 Ask me questions please

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