The Wildest Parenting Texts of the Week (July 9, 2024)

As the 4th of July comes and goes, we see another influx of holiday-based parenting texts that are wild ‘n out with Nick Cannon. We always feel some pressure to spend the holidays with our families, no matter how insignificant, and the American holiday smack dab in the middle of the summer is no exception. There are so many opportunities for conflict. Maybe your mom takes a peep at your brand-new bathing suit at the pool and says you’re getting a bit fat…that’s a weekend-ruining remark if I’ve ever heard one! Your dad might’ve forgotten to tell you that you have to find your own transportation to the upstate AirBnB family retreat, which upset you so much that you’re unsure if you even still want to go. Holidays bring out the worst in people, and this selection of entertaining and occasionally sad parenting texts is no exception.