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Next Asian, Church, and Comfortable: -First and foremost I hate rejection. Read this story till the end or don't read В all; there is an announcement at the en -My heart honestly can't take any more rejections. Go easy on my fragile soul! -I see lots of couples together and I get 2 1 So today I was in the library. I saw this girl sitting in the cubicle over and I wheeled my chair over to her. I said 'hi. She envious (not right I know but wellp that's the way things are). -I've seen lots of overweight/below avg looking guys with very attractive poartners. And lots of people say "well it's because they have a great PeRSonAliTy".I mean as tempted as I am to call bullshit on thatI also just don't give a damn anymore...if immediately responded with 'why are you here?' 'Uhm well I just saw you sitting here and I thought I'd come introduce myself heh... (long silence).. 'uhm well my name what's yours? what is this for?' 'Uhmm, uhh friendship?' Annoyed is have a shit personality which makes me she replied 'there's plenty of other girls unlovable then so be it. here go hit on one of them.' The end. -it takes me a really long time to get comfortable around people and no girl has ever waited for me to blossom. -I am currently on antidepressants- and they help, but why should I have to take antidepressants because I can't find a gf? Anyways, moving on. Well let me share some of my fragmented thoughts so you catch a glimpse into my thought process; honestly I really hate saying a lot of these things but I feel as though I shouldn't lie to Is love too great a favour to ask from the people about the thoughts that cross my world? If it is then this is not a world I want mind: to live in. - get that most Asian girls prolly don't like brown guys but I've seen it done before and hopefully a girl would be willing to -Why is it that old men can find a pretty girl to fuck in a brothel but I can't find one to grab tea with? overlook this characteristic (not that I -Everywhere I go there's never any personally feel it is one needing to be overlooked but w/e) I'm lonely. So. Fucking. Lonely. attractive girls. Semester after semester my classes are devoid of them. My church has none, went to several other churches and they had none. Some churches had -I feel as though given the lifespan of humanity in the majority of history, human some but there was a lot of politics beings and particularly males were not involved (which there's not enough space meant to be single for so long. It's really hard to tell if women are to write about). My high school(s) didn't have many and all the ones there were actually sexually attracted to men (dm me for details), maybe on avg their libido is a lot lower to the point of negligence but rejected me. I feel as though finding a girlfriend is moreso being in the right place at the right time than physical attraction (unless you are insanely good looking) -in which case anyways-I don't know enough about them to draw any conclusions. -Lastly, and most importantly, I need a girl I still have every right to hate my environment(s). to be my hero and save me from the trenches of loneliness and misogyny. this guy i met on tinder... »

Previous « Birthday, Crush, and Drugs: Pick a number? THE BASICS REDDIT SEX & SEXUALITY 1. Age 49. Are you a virgin 25. How many foilowers do you have 2. Gender 26. Favorite subreddit 50. Has anyone seen you naked 3. Height 27. Favorite redditor 51. Have you any tattoos/piercings 4. Weight 28. Amount of time you spend on reddit 52. Have you had a same-sex experience 5 Where are you from 29. How many people have you chatted with 53. Have you ever sent a nude 30. Last person you DM'd/Chatted 6. Zodiac sign 54. Have you ever sexted 7 First name 31. How many subreddits do you follow 55. Have you ever kissed anyone 8. Birthday 56. Am I attractive 32. Do you follow any NSFW subreddits FAVORITE THINGS LOOKS SEXUAL NSFW 33. Hair style 9 Favorite color 57. Bra/dick size 34. Hair color 10. Favorite food 58. Pubic hair: natural, trimmed, shaved or none 35. Eye color 11 Favorite music genre 59. Do you have any body hair 12. Favorite song 36. Body type /build 60. Guys only: are you circumcised 13. Favorite movie 37. Ethnicity 61. How often do you masturbate 14. Favorite tv show 38. Favorite outfit 62. Last time you masturbated 15. Favorite animal 39. What are you wearing 63. Have you ever watched porm 16. Favorite thing to do 40, Type of underwear you wear 64 Ideal sexual /physical attributes 65. Favorite sexual fantasty LIFE/EXPERIENCE RELATIONSHIPS 66. Turns ons/Turn offs 17. Your hobbles/sports 41 Sexuality 67. Any kinks 18. Future job/ambitions 42. Relationship status 43. Who is your crush 19. Have you drank / smoked MISC. 20. Have you done drugs 44. Celebrity crush 68. Send a selfle отeо 21. Do you have any pets 70. Send me a DM/Chat message 45. Have you ever cheated on someone 71. Ask whatever you like (can't say no) 22. Best memory 46. Ideal girtfriend/boyfriend 23. Most embarrassing moment 47, Idea of a perfect date 72. Ask me one 48. Have you asked anyone out 24. Dream vacation THE REDDIT R/TEENAGERS PICK A NUMBER GAME EXTENDED EDITION JULY 2019 I cant help it I'm sorry

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